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zzxxee
thankyou for everyone kind happy birthday wishes in my post another year older and its ******* down today can my birthday get any better cheers abers xxxxxxxxxxx
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joggerjayne
... stops for coffee. What jobs could you not do? For me ... chiropodist! I love pretty feet ... but ... I couldn't spend all day sorting out people with minging feet. Yuck !!!!!
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logic
When you are having problems with something like E/mails, and you are trying to sort it by sending E/mails to a friend, And the lazy ******* can't even bother to reply in an effort to help you, when...
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MWB
I prefer mine scrambled.
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waterboatman
Yet another blustery and dull day here in Gloucestershire. i predict it will improve about the end of the week. Oh well, have a good day annyway.
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logic
If i was a builder and wanted some scaffolding erecting, Or ieven if I merely wanted a T/V ariel, would a female company give me a good erection, ?
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yogi.bear
Still recovering from last nights Slinkykate party....she's so naughty! Mixed bag down here on the lovely south coast.....sun was out ....now cloudy, but dry, at least. What you up to today? And any...
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cymruambyth1
Hey - I was wondering what comes into your head when thinking of Somerset?!
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waterboatman
We are in a cloud here in Gloucestershire this morning. I don't think it's going anywhere soon as there is no wind at all. Oh well, I.ve got to go and do some shopping later so I hope it clears.
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SLINKYKATE
all welcome
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josaphine32
I bought a quite expensive chicken coop off the net 2 weeks ago, When i received it the top of the roof was damaged, I phoned them straight away and they asked me to email them the damage, I did this...
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fiona82
Has anyone ever been on an allocation on arrival holiday? if so what are your experiences? Thanks
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logic
Been thinking about it since yesterday, OK, moving on from gardeners, what about lady butchers,? could they work with large lumps of meat,? and how would they handle a butcher's chopper, any thoughts...
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tequilamock
We had Zebra fillet tonight and it was delicious! We're having crocodile tomorrow and kudu at the weekend!!
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waterboatman
Short and sweet (?) this morning, I've a hopital appointment at 9.15, and the hospital is 15 miles away! It's a miserable day here in Gloucestershire, and tomorrow is going to be worse> sigh!
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haysi06
Leaving asides the obvious...I mean typing! I'm packing me bags....
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SLINKYKATE
has published a new book,it is released in september and is called 'THE LOST SYMBOL' whsmith are taking orders for ?2 and you get the book for ?9odds instead of ?18 odds
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Caribeing
With all this furore about MP's expenses will you vote in the elections! To me they are all moneygrabbinig criminals! It is a pity as it is our democratic right to vote but why bother! Is there anyone...
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Joy11
me, back,,, got to be meek and mild and somewhat subservient,,,,sniff No future little gems from me, and will speak when spoken to incase my kids disown me. I shall refrain from being too Bold also...

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