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good morning all

morning everyone, off to bed soon after another hard nigh, just having a drop of the black stuff and some pork scratchings, have a nice day everyone and see you all later...... Dave.

silka

What happened

last night then, did I miss all the fun and games ?

docspock

Honest answer needed

when a youtube link to a song is posted, and people say " ooh my favourite". Have you really listened to all of it or just opened the link to see the song title? Looking at the time lags between...

angel21

women just phoned and I answered with our company name which has the word finance in it and the lady goes just missed a call from this number so I said it might have been my colleague phoning but shes...

smudge

A living Spider

Just rec'd this email, have fun! A LIVING SPIDER Poke and prod the spider with your mouse. Also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen - tell me it's not alive!...

legendis.god

Morning gimps

Well who all got zapped along with the wrinklies were there a few folk under 50 zapped tooo????

logic

well I had

a tin of Scottish mackerell on bread and Benecol, seved up on a disposable plate, now in bin, so No washing up at all, Men are brainy you see, The Mackerell was very nice, Proving that there is some...

CrazyCathy

Headache

I've had a headache for 2 days mentioned it to my next door neighbour who is Turkish next thing I know she's hauled me into her house and put potatoe peeings on her head!!! You know it worked my head...

docspock

I think I have just realised

CB is totally pointless. What are you having for tea anyone.

logic

so now what ?

any Ideas,?

legendis.god

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

cheese ham and salad on abig bap tastylicioussssssssssssss

lankeela

Come Dine With Me

Menu: Starter: A couple of nicely aging dark brown pickled onions left over from the Christmas jar, in two slices of poppy seed bloomer, while waiting for the main course to cook. Main Course:...

silverdaler

hot head, hurts to swallow. . .

feel like doggy doo doo. . .

docspock

Your mum, aunty or gandma.

How many people wait until they are dead before buying flowers for them. Makes you think.

legendis.god

soul men

Ayone seen this with samuel l and bernie mac ? Just gonna watch it now. So ratings?

logic

Underwear is important.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only...