Some low life just pinched a pair of Mrs McM's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 clothes pegs back.
....whilst under the influence of alcohol... I KNOW its not big, an its not clever, and we shouldnt drink over the units and blah blah blah..... Its not boasting.. Just a chuckle..... ..dont be...
Do you have any plans for the weekend? I am going for drinky poos with colleagues after work, then home for a light dinner and maybe a long G&T. Tomorrow I am going to get Mr Swollen Balls out of...
We don't bother with Valentines Day but obviously lots of people do. I must say carnations are probably my least favourite flowers and I'd be a bit gutted if anyone bought me some. My favourites are...
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the...
Have noticed on FB that alot of people had steak tonight. Has it become tradition or is it because we are spoiling our partners with their favourite tea? Also while I'm on about valentines, I thought...
Afternoon all, I hope everyone is having a good day today. We've sent out a fresh newsletter today. I hope you find it entertaining, if not in any way useful. If you have any feedback regarding the...
Have just finished watching the 4 series box set. It is absolutely brilliant. With TV being so rubbish lately we decided to buy a few series that we missed first time round. Can anyone recommend any...
Which are better to consistently add extra zing to cooking? I like the taste of fresh chillies but am often left disappointed if the final dish is not as hot as I expected. I tend to use crushed dried...
