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MrLee-Gend
Just saw an advert for ILL - SUITORS .COM. A site where you can date folk who are terminally ill!!! One guy in the add said its great , just when they get clingy , they expire. Rather than a wedding...
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tiggerblue10
I have recently started to like beetroot and marzipan. I used to heave at the thought of eating either until very recently. I used to love eating Guerlain (sp) sea shell chocolates and Ferrero Rocher...
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Rtaxron
I have been with Orange for the past 4 years. I pay ?25.00 a month with 200 free cross network minutes, 100 free minutes land-line, and 75 text messages. They have always been pretty good and I have...
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harryshaw
any one out there to cheer me up im on rock bottom xxxxxxxxxx
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christine847
Boxings on now....................i give up
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MrLee-Gend
So you fall out with your partner.Male or female its irrelevant.When they call ur mobile you let it go straight to voicemail.How many missed calls until you answer?Is 10 enough or 20 or are you a high...
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knobbyn0nuts
My arms. I got my legs. I got my lungs. And I got my chest. I got my balls. I got my brains. But most of all I go my style Oh and I got my little duck who is the most important factor in my life Oh...
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christine847
Hubbys watchin footie,sons gone out,done all me housework,ironings up upto date,cleaned out fishtank this after,cant water garden cos its pouring in rain,sod all on the box ,what can i do now? any...
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Lakitu
Reading through todays posts. Everyone had a nice day?
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lungtumour
ive tried everything but im still not happy. i thought comming on here would make me normal and maybe i could meet some friends. but everyone thinks i am a bad person. so i have made a cup of my own...
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BillySugger
Well I tipped Portugal, Croatia & Holland so the Spanish are doomed
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bobtheturkey
is he british? must be with a name like that
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MrLee-Gend
Well this aint the game i expected lol
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bigmamma
Well it's the first day of summer today is it , nature has fooled me then because it's raining and 12 degrees here. What are you doing today , got anything planned , working , or having a nice...
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pastafreak
I had a text from Icey today........doped up but alive was how she described herself!...C'mon folks-can we have at least 100 "Get Well" messages here?? Here's mine: Wishing you a VERY speedy...
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gina32
... but it wasnt our name on it although it was my address, asked the driver what it was and who it was from, didnt know what it was but it was from jamaica, i refused it, what would you have done?
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China Doll
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Home-and-Garden /Question583120.html Vanish haven't responded yet and my mother is due back on Sunday. I'm desperate, any suggestions? Emmigration and witness protection...
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~spaced~
Is there like a techinical name or job title for the people that stop you on the street from Scope, Help The Aged, and pretend to me be really nice and say "do you have 1 minute". I call them annoying...
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Rtaxron
Would you like to share your household tips for saving time and money? When I oven cook breaded fish, roast potatoes or any food that can be frozen, I always do enough for 2 dinners, then put the rest...
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sir.prize
Nice to see the AB Ed is "Up and at 'em" today. The latest repugnant imbecile has been zapped. Well done ed!!!

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