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3ight8all

What's happened to him? Anyone know why he's still banned?

Chinese Joke

Apparently they are flying in food aid for victims of the earthquake in South-Western China... Battersea dogs home is completely out of stock, in response to the emergency.

4getmenot

I'm asking on here rather than body and soul because I know more men come on here. When watching embarrassing bodies other week about cancers they had a woman that had a breast prosthesis and a bloke...

34years

ska,skyep,i am blue

( wow amazing ) i russian stabbed at stadium , 10 police injured , streets of pi$$ and $hite, running battles with riot police 42 arrested , ska (Jeez you're so cynical I'm sure it'll be fine!! ) do...

bigmamma

Good morning

Wakey wakey , are you up and at em ? I had to get up earlier today as my son is at work and hour earlier .:-) xxxxxxx

paulsmummy

erm.......... sorry............ really i am.......lol

i think i just found that i can talk too much, not read properly... and in general make a harse of myself....... i dont care...lol

chappie

Would love to know more ..........

Would love to know more about other Answerbankers. Please will you say if you are male or female and one or two things about yourself ........ I'm female, 50 years old (mentally about 25) and I love...

logic

are you strong enough ?

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed,...

lil123

Has anyone any advice for me wanting to swap my council house?

I want to move from YORK to DONCASTER to be nearer my family but am struggling to find options of people wanting to move.

mistys

Just wondering.....

Please choose one of the following from each question... 1. Bath or Shower? 2. Tanned or Pale? 3. Walk or Drive? 4. Jonny Wilkinson or David Beckham? 5. A Goat or A Penguin? 6. Wax or Shave? 7....

Hellyon

Photo Sensitive Skin

Last year someone mentioned a skin condition that was caused by sunlight but I can't remember what it was called or who posted it. Doesn't come up if I search on here - can anyone remember please?

logic

short fairy tale

One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day.

Rtaxron

60 Minute Makeover!!!!!

OMG. That black and white wallpaper!!!!! Imagine coming home to that?

jack daniels

flavoured ice cubes

Come on Abers give me some ideas of what you make ice cubes with (apart from water!) some savoury & other ideas welcome & what do you use them in? water fruit juice tomato juice cordial...

Pottsy

Diary

I've just bought Elisabeth Fritzl's diary off Ebay. Very boring........ Mon: Stayed in. Tues: Stayed in. Weds: Stayed in. Thurs: Stayed in. Fri: Stayed in. Sat: Sh@gged Dad. Sun: Stayed in.

~spaced~

What car...

do you currently drive and what car would you want if money was not an issue?? I will start Current Car - Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec Climate Dream Car - either a 1969 Mustang...