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lk1001
Bought new sofas from Dfs, only had them 11 days but cushions are sagging already. Complained to Dfs, they sent out an upholsterer to have a look, he basically slated Dfs and said "you get what you...
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taliesin238
I used to always wash my whites in the washing machine with a bit of bleach in the powder with it. My mum just thinks that would ruin the machine but when i was once getting my machine serviced i...
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angel-cake
Sitting on my packed underground train again today, I could not help but notice how many men had rather excessive nasal hair. Us women spend ages waxing and shaving our legs, underarms etc etc but men...
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dustypuss
What do you think about town pigeons , love them or hate them . I think they do a grate service by eating up all the Friday night sick . and left over macdonelds . and bits of pizza etc.
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cazzz1975
1) Where do you keep your coat? 2) What time do you have an evening snack? 3) trolley dash at halfords, where would you head for first? 4) When did you last kill something? 5) What was the name of...
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unrulyjulie
Why does my ice cream man ALWAYS come at mealtimes, every single day causing my son pain and heartache when i say no because his tea is ready.? This in turns leads to me having a severe headache due...
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Doc Spock
using more than 3 sheets of bog paper after a poo
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Doc Spock
who wants one
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funkymoped
are they tastier than garden peas ??? lightly salted and slightly sweet.. :-)
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Doc Spock
flush the toilet afer just a pee.
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pa___ul
just glanced at the front of today's Daily Star and a big picture of Lucy Pinder! ace! I know someone who bears an uncanny resemblance to the stunner... have you ever been told you look like someone...
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mistys
I know he has a few lovers on here, so thought I'd share this rather yummy picture. http://www.heatworld.com/Article/4834/James+Mc Avoy/Whose+torso+is+this Happy Damn Tuesday Ladies :o) xxxxxxx
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whiskeysheri
Is there anything more aggravating than when you're having a great day and all of a sudden you get a stabbing pain in your chest... and you find the underwire of your favourite bra has tried to make a...
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logic
Oi ,funnygirl why should leg be refering to me,? If he was I'm sure he's got enough bottle to say so, instead of making snidey remarks before i get out of bed, Anyway why should i do any work,? im all...
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HarrietParks
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Answer_Bank/index/
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3ight8ball
Did you all miss me? 3 i g h t 8 b a l l x
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mistys
Can see another bright and sunny day has escaped us, damn grey skies!!! What side of the bed did you get up out of this morning? The right or the wrong side? xxxxx
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i.am.legend
Heard yesterday on the radio that people taking sickies from work costs as much money as it does to run the whole nhs. i was shocked. do you agree that doctors shouldnt give sicknotes , but fit to...
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i.am.legend
Well go on . Yes you. Why not just hooverup now instead of running around an hour before the other half turns up. Oh btw how many times have you washed that load of washing? Youre supposed to hang it...
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i.am.legend
Todays word is EXHAUSTED. What does it mean to you in your own words ? Typos welcuumed.

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