The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps...
It hasn't even arrived here yet and I hate it. I am scared of driving in it but all the guys at work think anyone who won't drive in snow is pathetic and they expect me to go along with them so I...
Do you like Christmas Hampers, would you send any to friends. I prefer to buy what I like, hampers usually have things we would never buy or eat, jars of goose fat, olives which I do like but an...
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she...
I don't know if my taste buds are going. I've used different brands of coffee, strength 5
but none seem to have the ooomph I'm after. Any suggestions lease. Not the unleaded (decaf) variety though!...
I was meant to be having a dinner party tomorrow night but unfortunately since we have had 6 powercuts in the last 3 weeks, I am not prepared to buy a load of food to have a powercut in the middle of...
so we can have a bank holiday for next years royal wedding..hip hip hooray..so all us poor paupers can line the streets and wave to the millionaires as they drive past.. hooraaayyyy...
Sorry - anothr Christmas post. Just wondered when you put your decorations up? I came home from work on Monday to find my next door neighbour putting all her lights up and the garden ornaments. They...
seems a quick week to me, hope the weekend doesnt go so quick!
gotta start stripping wallpaper in bedroom this weekend and start a bit of painting too!
anyway have a good day and weekend all!...
the last person i said i love you to was....
the last lie i told was.....
the last time i felt guilty was.....
the last time i felt proud was..........
What was the nicest thing that has happened to you in the last month? What was the worst What is you favourite football team? Who is your favourite band/singer Who do you aspire to and have great...
that my name is Dave and i'm an alcoholic, 55 year old, 20 stone man who was a truck driver but I was fired, and now I have no life so I joined AB pretending to be a teenage girl?