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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps...
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milly143
It hasn't even arrived here yet and I hate it. I am scared of driving in it but all the guys at work think anyone who won't drive in snow is pathetic and they expect me to go along with them so I...
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docspock
I know who I would want to wake up next to. Voluptuous or wizened....
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waterboatman
Tuesday and it's still dry! It's not quite freezing, but it is decidedly chilly. Have a happy day everyone....
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oscarina
Do you like Christmas Hampers, would you send any to friends. I prefer to buy what I like, hampers usually have things we would never buy or eat, jars of goose fat, olives which I do like but an...
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TWR
Would you say you are Punctual with appointments etc? do you expect everyone else to be punctual? or does it not matter to you?
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alavahalf
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she...
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zzxxee
what you all having i am having pasta bake which i shall throw together in a min only takes 30 mins easy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Innovation
What kind of pie do you have on your roll? Steak, mince, or fish?
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beeseejay
I don't know if my taste buds are going. I've used different brands of coffee, strength 5 but none seem to have the ooomph I'm after. Any suggestions lease. Not the unleaded (decaf) variety though!...
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zzxxee
little girl in my street has the unfortunate name of papaya (true !) can you beat that for unusual names ?...
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zzxxee
i have made a nice beef stew in the slow cooker smells lovely what are you all having???...
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Oneeyedvic
I was meant to be having a dinner party tomorrow night but unfortunately since we have had 6 powercuts in the last 3 weeks, I am not prepared to buy a load of food to have a powercut in the middle of...
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stokemaveric
so we can have a bank holiday for next years royal wedding..hip hip hooray..so all us poor paupers can line the streets and wave to the millionaires as they drive past.. hooraaayyyy...
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milly143
Sorry - anothr Christmas post. Just wondered when you put your decorations up? I came home from work on Monday to find my next door neighbour putting all her lights up and the garden ornaments. They...
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stokemaveric
''children in need''....shall you be participating/giving this year or is your money staying firmly in your pocket???
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berniecuddles
seems a quick week to me, hope the weekend doesnt go so quick! gotta start stripping wallpaper in bedroom this weekend and start a bit of painting too! anyway have a good day and weekend all!...
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zzxxee
the last person i said i love you to was.... the last lie i told was..... the last time i felt guilty was..... the last time i felt proud was..........
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Bobbisox
What was the nicest thing that has happened to you in the last month? What was the worst What is you favourite football team? Who is your favourite band/singer Who do you aspire to and have great...
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mollykins
that my name is Dave and i'm an alcoholic, 55 year old, 20 stone man who was a truck driver but I was fired, and now I have no life so I joined AB pretending to be a teenage girl?

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