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TWR

What would you do?

Mid day news, Young Mum goes to Peru to do some work rents out her property for ??? Months when she gets back with her child the woman that rents her flat use squatters right's to keep hold of the...
14:24 Wed 11th Aug 201016 answers, last by moonraker558 15:19 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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slinky.kate

lets eat

you are allowed two items on your platebut you have to keep the last item mentioned,eg. mince & potatoes potatoes gravy gravy & ?????????????? your turn...
14:10 Wed 11th Aug 201033 answers, last by bernie6969 16:13 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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Witch Doctor

After years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in...
14:22 Wed 11th Aug 20108 answers, last by lucca 17:37 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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zzxxee

if you are married or engaged

where did the proposal take place???
14:17 Wed 11th Aug 201025 answers, last by ummmm 16:12 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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slinky.kate

funny puns-lets have a giggle

old limbo dancers never die,they just go under. i used to be a transplant surgeon,but my heart just was'nt in it. i used to be a nun,but i got expelled because of my dorty habits....
12:03 Wed 11th Aug 201022 answers, last by joeluke 22:14 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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Butch

Do you find glasses sexy or a

turn off? i think i need some btw. how many years do you say to yourself ' I think I need glasses' before you actually go out and get some?...
11:32 Wed 11th Aug 201054 answers, last by TTG 15:01 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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sp1814

Uh-oh...blood diamonds

Prior to the film 'Blood Diamond', did anyone here know of the phrase, and subsequently, have you all taken your jewellery back to H.Samuel, Tiffany or wherever you purchased them to get their...
11:26 Wed 11th Aug 201019 answers, last by tamborine 15:05 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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rugeleyboy

at what age ......

should it be for people to be "to old" to drive anymore??? my dads 87 and frightens the life out of me when i see him driving around at 3 mph??, the wife tells me everyday that i should take...
21:56 Tue 10th Aug 201040 answers, last by ellieee 12:25 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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flip_flop

Naomi Campbell

Is there no limit to her vileness?
08:22 Wed 11th Aug 2010121 answers, last by joggerjayne 11:37 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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berniecuddles

good morning all

wet start to the day here in bean and getting darker too!! tea and toast on the way then off to work. have a good day all and be safe!...
05:01 Wed 11th Aug 201055 answers, last by stoplying-ffs 02:19 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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scorpio

do you put milk in stew ????

have looked up recipes for irish stew, one person said put milk and water in after i brown mince and add onions ...is this correct, please tell me which way i should make stew, thanks
17:19 Tue 10th Aug 201019 answers, last by Mrspoppins 21:03 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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zzxxee

meanings behind you answerbank user names

why yours ???
11:44 Tue 10th Aug 201066 answers, last by zzxxee 09:14 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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fullled

NOMERCY

Im going to chop off your tongue and stick it down your knickers, so you can lick your own slit.
23:25 Mon 09th Aug 201046 answers, last by ChuckFickens 08:31 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Tuesday and it's raining. The upside is that the grass is green again. Have a happy day everyone....
06:09 Tue 10th Aug 201031 answers, last by zzxxee 12:23 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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Craftypig

Steak from tesco

What cut is it usually?
17:37 Mon 09th Aug 201043 answers, last by ummmm 10:16 Wed 11th Aug 2010
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berniecuddles

for tea tonite

im cooking for wifey tonight! 2x rump steak(1 rare-1 medium) 2x fried eggs sauted mushrooms grilled toms with knob of garlic butter on top finally deep fried onion rings oh and peppercorn sauce too!!...
16:41 Mon 09th Aug 201031 answers, last by PokerMan 20:16 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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yelenots

Will it ever stop raining?

Its been pouring down here since 1st thing!
14:29 Mon 09th Aug 201039 answers, last by yelenots 22:24 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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eihpos

Dinner with Muslem friends

We have been invited to dinner, however I know Ramadan start 11/8 and wonder what would be an appropriate gift to take along. I would hate to offend because of my ignorance. Thanks
14:04 Mon 09th Aug 20105 answers, last by sophie_1003 16:03 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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merciasounds

Sorry to the rest of you, Bullies have had their way - I've thought about it, and I won't be posting any more

Bye and thanks to all who have enjoyed the menus, Mercia XX
13:23 Mon 09th Aug 2010199 answers, last by ummmm 08:59 Wed 15th Jun 2011
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berniecuddles

good morning all

cloudy start here looks like rain at any time! hope you all had a good weekend im still recovering from falling down the stairs friday(bruises everywhere lol), still finish work at 10.00 am today!...
05:12 Mon 09th Aug 201024 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:06 Mon 09th Aug 2010

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