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nedflanders
A chicken begins crossing the street and is hit by several fast moving metal boxes with wheels. jokes_with_realistic_endings
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Ward-Minter
Not very good at French. Can somebody translate for a meeting. (Phonetically please!)   Hello pleased to meet you. David has told me a lot about you.
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thebigchill
whats everyones middle names? mine's john
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quibbmedusa
Ok..is there anyone in there over the age of 18??? i felt old!
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georgit79
No, not a joke, I'm just enquiring... Has anybody seen my cyber hubby at all today? He didn't come home last night and I'm getting worried...
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Madison68
Can anyone remember how they first heard about the birds and bees? My Dad dropped his undercrackers and said "Son, you could do a lot of damage with this, so think carefully!" Scarred for life ;-)
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thebigchill
How far back can you all trace your family tree? i can only get to the 1700's, then we vanish...
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georgit79
I was looking out of the office kitchen window to see if the sandwich van was still there, and I misjudged it and clunked my head really hard on the window. Anybody else as clumsy as me?
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Rubyrose
Where are you?
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Rubyrose
I love all things to do with astronomy and I could spend hours looking at the stars.. so a few years back my boyfriend got a star named after me. Awwwww bless him.
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ondemania
hey everyone. its my birthday today! gather round now and give me a song :)
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donegal
I went out last nite and got p*ssed. any one got any storys about getting p*ssed
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georgit79
I just found my brother's profile on a modelling website! The sneaky ******! http://www.nidgescasting.co.uk/cgi-bin/nidge.cgi?id=690&sex=1&p=2&age=2 What do you reckon, ladies? (this is...
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Smithy82
What one thing do you like about yourself (phsically) and what one thing would you change if you could?
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thebigchill
I tied a piece of toast butter side up to the back of my cat and dropped her from a window?
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mr. piper
If possible i would like anyone that read my post concerning my friend being assaulted go back and read what i have written, or if you need to rub salt in the wound, don't bother.
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Smithy82
For mt hussy behaviour and also for leaaving thebigchill starl b***ck naked last night
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georgit79
Let's all see how much attention we've been paying this week, then! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4295404.stm
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nedflanders
Andy Murray just won again!! Its Friday! My boss is on holiday today! Just thought Id share that with you all! Morning Everyone :-)

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