If you take your first pets name and you mothers maiden name you get your porn star name - have a go From now on in i wish only to be addressed as Lady Burton!
I got paid today and I've already bought a pair of boots, a CD, a book and a DVD. Who wants to start betting that I'll broke mid-month again? I say 13th October.
The front page news re an eightytwo year old being thrown out of the L P conference and searched under the anti terrorism laws for HECKLING. Not even particularly nasty, he only called the speaker a...
Hey cat, come here, close yer eyes and grab me arm, tee hee follow me, oops watch the step, thats it keep going, hey no peeping now, we're nearly there, just one more step. Right open yer eyes...
This link is actually hilarious. Make sure you have the sound on and watch the little guy in the white shirt... he is loving life. Lol http://www.boreme.com/bm/APR04/a/m_the_best/fr.htm
felt the need to tell you all about this - there is a man on ebay who is selling everything - his name is simonsteve1981 - u should go check it out. wish i had the balls to go something like that...
Come on we all hate something about ourselves and I'm not talking about our big bottoms. Whats something you don't like about yourself? Not something physical though. Mine would be that I always think...
Feel really blue today. Was fine this morning, but now it's cloudy, someone at work is really getting to me and I don't feel like I'm achieving anything. Help cheer me up people!
Our company based in Hertfordshire is looking for corporate events, tournaments and leagues to play 5 aside football in. Can anyone point me in the direction of some evnts coming up. We've...