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Benchmark On Channel 4 - Best/funniest Answers .......

Just watching a new programme on channel 4, Benchmark, where contestants try and guess answers to certain questions.. Some ridiculous answers given: How many mobile phones are dropped down the toilet...
17:56 Sat 06th Jun 20152 answers, last by Georgiesmum 22:56 Sat 06th Jun 2015
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What Numbered Pen Is The Raccoon In ??

In a zoo, the following animals are in the following numbered pens: KOALA is in pen number 50 LYNX is in pen number 60 ARCTIC FOX is in pen number 211 WOLVERINE is in pen number 56 COUGAR is in pen...
17:45 Fri 29th May 20153 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:56 Fri 29th May 2015
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A Or B ...... You Decide .......

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Toilet%20Roll_zpswnnpxbep.jpg Personally, I prefer B, but I suppose as long as there's always one there, it doesn't really matter too much....
11:29 Sun 19th Apr 201533 answers, last by Gizmonster 20:40 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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Analyse My Dream Please ........

Had the weirdest dream EVER last night: Started off with me and an unknown accomplice trying to escape from an airport .... which also turned out to be a hospital. Well we managed to escape and as...
10:18 Sun 19th Apr 201517 answers, last by Strawberry5 13:36 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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Children Say The Funniest Things ......

I was at my mum's earlier and she was babysitting my 4 year old niece. She had a teddy, so I asked her where she got it from. Her reply: "Well, when I was 2, I stole it from a card shop". ..... I...
19:02 Sat 04th Apr 201515 answers, last by netibiza 17:00 Sun 05th Apr 2015
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A Little Experiment ............

This is NOT a test to see how good your punctuation is, but something else - which I shall reveal later ..... or it may well be revealed by others on here :) All I want you to do, is punctuate the...
20:08 Mon 30th Mar 201542 answers, last by Muntin 21:24 Sat 08th Apr 2017
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Facebook: "internet Explorer Cannot Display The Webpage " .........

I have an ancient PC, running Win XP and a laptop running win 8.1. I've just been on my PC for the first time in aaaages and when I go to facebook, I get the error: "Internet Explorer cannot display...
16:00 Sat 28th Mar 201510 answers, last by methyl 00:40 Wed 01st Apr 2015
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Finland's Eurovision 2015 Entry .... Oh My !!!!

I gave up tuning in to this "show" aaaages ago ........ but for those of you that keep tuning in, listen to Finland's entry and ask yourself WHY ?? Okay, all the members of Finland's entry have...
22:09 Mon 02nd Mar 201518 answers, last by pixie373 19:37 Mon 09th Mar 2015
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Pancake Day .... Today .....

.... well it is for me anyway :) Every pancake day, my missus usually makes me the best pancakes EVER. However, this year, for reasons out of our control, pancake day had to be re-scheduled ..... and...
19:11 Tue 24th Feb 201516 answers, last by Gizmonster 22:24 Tue 24th Feb 2015
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Life Insurance Quote ...............

I've had a life insurance policy (Level Term Assurance) for the past 12 years - it still has 13 years to run. It's designed to pay out £40 000 on my death and it's also got critical illness built in....
12:09 Fri 20th Feb 201510 answers, last by factor-fiction 19:16 Fri 20th Feb 2015
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Free Peanuts At The Bar .....

I went into my local last night and there were free peanuts on offer on the bar. I duly tucked in, when the peanuts started talking to me !! They told me that I was a handsome, young strapping chappie...
14:04 Fri 13th Feb 20159 answers, last by tonyav 22:01 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Pmsl At An Answer Just Given On "the Chase"

Xenon and what other element contain the letter "X"in their name ?? The answer given ..... "Xylophone" ..... good job I'd just swallowed my brew, or it'd be all over my laptop now :P (The answer is...
17:41 Wed 11th Feb 201513 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:55 Wed 11th Feb 2015
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Who Designs These ?? Are They For Real ??

I won't spoil it, by saying what it is ..... see for yourself, it's a piccie of a washing label: http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Washing%20Label_zpscwczbqi9.jpg I mean .........
17:18 Sun 01st Feb 201523 answers, last by Nibble 20:25 Sun 01st Feb 2015
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Laptop Scanning ..... 1425 Minutes .... And Counting ......

Normally I do a quick scan when using "housecall" and it usually takes an hour or less. For no particular reason, I thought I'd do a deep/full scan this time. 1425 minutes later and 76% complete, it's...
10:12 Fri 16th Jan 20158 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:58 Fri 16th Jan 2015
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Opening .vcf Files ....... Problem ......

I've backed up my phone contacts to my laptop and it's saved the file as a .vcf file. It would be nice to open the file and scroll through all of the phone numbers, just to check, etc .... and make...
09:37 Thu 15th Jan 20152 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:14 Thu 15th Jan 2015
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Flogging A Dead Horse ..........

A young man, named Chuck, bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chuck's house and said, "sorry son, but I...
18:56 Fri 09th Jan 20158 answers, last by Gizmonster 11:56 Sat 10th Jan 2015
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Reporting Emails As "phishing Scams" .... Does It Do Any Good ????

Every now and again I get the odd email claiming to be from my bank, or Microsoft .... etc .... which I always click on "phishing scam". I then get the message, "Thanks! Reporting phishing scams helps...
15:08 Sun 04th Jan 20153 answers, last by Gizmonster 19:37 Sun 04th Jan 2015
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Who Knows How To Play Poker - Are You Up For A Challenge ????

Okay here's the deal: I have a standard deck of 52 cards. I bet I can beat you at a game of 5 card poker. I'll beat any hand you get - note I'll beat your hand, not draw with you. You can even choose...
19:59 Tue 30th Dec 201440 answers, last by Ken4155 23:29 Tue 30th Dec 2014

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