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Best And Worst Jobs In This Cold Weather .......

Let me start off - I'm a window cleaner. I don't know about best job, but I've def got one of the worst ones ........ BRRRRRRRR. My missus has a nice cushy number in this weather - she works in an...
08:51 Wed 12th Dec 201221 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:17 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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I was having a poo earlier, when I ran out of toilet paper .......

........ you should have seen the stares I got in Asda as I waddled down the aisle to get some more ...........
08:19 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.
20:42 Sun 02nd Dec 20122 answers, last by Dickythecook 06:54 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Question about dividend payments on shares .....

I've recently bought shares in 2 companies. When the dividends are paid out, do they just pay out in the form of a cheque, or is there the option of having extra shares at the going price? If they pay...
15:09 Sun 18th Nov 20129 answers, last by Whoever 18:21 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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I went out last week, to my local and got pissed out of my mind .......

......... I woke up next to this ugly, fat, sweaty bird, who was snoring, grunting and farting. I thought, "thank fk for that, at least I made it home."...
20:18 Fri 16th Nov 20121 answer, last by cupid04 01:27 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Can anyone recommend a good carpet shampoo ????

I have a George Numatic carpet cleaner. I'm after a decent carpet shampoo. It has to be non-foaming, as my machine is an extraction machine. Can anyone recommend one ?? At the mo I'm using...
17:33 Fri 16th Nov 20124 answers, last by Gizmonster 17:07 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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What's wrong with my video playback on my PC ????

I've transferred a video (mp4 format) from my phone to my laptop. On my phone, the video plays fine. It's crystal clear, high def (1080p) and plays fine with no jumps, etc. However, when I play it...
12:18 Sun 04th Nov 20121 answer, last by bassmanjack 21:13 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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Android phone keeps starting clock/alarm app when I charge it up ........

I've just recently acquired a Sony Xperia S (Android phone). It's my 1st Android and touchphone, so I've been messing around trying to set things up. I don't know exactly what I've done, or how I even...
23:00 Tue 16th Oct 20121 answer, last by uiskds 03:51 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Porting mobile phone number from one network to another .....

Has anyone any experience of doing this - how exactly does it work? I'm on a sim-only plan and unless my current provider (Three) can match the deal that I've just found (new deal includes a phone and...
11:24 Sun 07th Oct 20125 answers, last by frozengal 06:04 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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Not sure where to post this - so here goes ........

Hey, I'm your teacher, And this is crazy, But here's my car keys, Let's go to Calais. All the policemen, They try to chase me, So don't look up at, That camera baby....
09:12 Wed 26th Sep 20127 answers, last by Gizmonster 11:00 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Getting old .........

There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over,...
09:07 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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What would yo do in this situation ??????

Ok, so the other day I replaced a pane of glass for an elderly lady (single pane of glass in a wooden framed window). I went back later that evening to be paid and knocked on the door. When she came...
12:05 Mon 24th Sep 201227 answers, last by bednobs 17:25 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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How lucky can you get ??????

Originally posted a thread here: http://www.theanswerb.../Question1171375.html To cut long story short, 9 of us were originally going to Nottingham to a concert, so we'd booked and paid for 3 triple...
13:48 Sat 22nd Sep 20125 answers, last by Gizmonster 14:19 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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Night out in Nottingham - Sat 29th Sept .... anyone ??

Okay, here's the deal: we're going to a concert in Nottingham on Sat 29th Sept and we've paid for 3 triple rooms. The thing is, 3 people have pulled out, so we've a triple room going spare (the room...
21:44 Mon 17th Sep 20125 answers, last by Gizmonster 10:23 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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Dammit I'm mad .........

....... anymore good palindromes ????
11:02 Sun 16th Sep 201229 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:44 Sun 16th Sep 2012
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Stinky Badger !!!!!!

Me and my missus were driving home last night in the pouring rain, when we ran over a badger. We got out of the car to see if it was okay and it was still breathing, but freezing cold. I said to my...
14:43 Wed 12th Sep 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 09:20 Sun 16th Sep 2012
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2 questions about Muay Thai boxing - learning and teaching .....

Firstly, if you want to learn the sport of Thai boxing, do you need some kind of licence and will you get a police check to see if you've some kind of violent past, etc ?? I would have thought, that...
22:46 Tue 11th Sep 20121 answer, last by twegnbxf 01:37 Wed 12th Sep 2012
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Windows Media Player keeps opening when I start up PC

I've gone into MSCONFIG to disable it from the start up menu, but the damn thing keeps on reappearing when I start up my PC, so I'm assuming that there's something in the WMP options that tells it to...
07:22 Tue 11th Sep 20127 answers, last by Gizmonster 12:04 Sat 15th Sep 2012
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Don't Blow The Inheritance ......

I've just been watching this (for the 1st time) and one of the questions was "the first 10 South American countries in alphabetical order". Can someone plzz explain why "French...
16:34 Tue 21st Aug 201215 answers, last by BIGJACK 22:55 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Sportsman's Double

A young lad pulls an older woman at a club. She's 58 but looks very good for her age. On the way back to her house, the lad thinks, "hmm, I bet her daughter is hot" ...... when out of the...
10:54 Fri 17th Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 13:46 Fri 17th Aug 2012

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