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mrs_overall
Morning all. The boiler has died and this morning in the gales some tiles have moved resulting in two leaks in the kitchen ceiling. What next?
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Dee Sa
happy birthday to yew........... Dee x...
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Georgiesmum
Its my birthday today and my lounge looks like a florist's shop. I am so lucky having such good friends and family!
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anneasquith
a patient in a Scottish hospital contracted hepatitis C, doesn't make me feel very '' safe '' :(
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Butterbun
I became an AB member. Yes, one year today. I have to say I have enjoyed most of the chatter, the jokes, and gleaned information from the gardening, and the food and drink section too. I have spent...
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FredPuli43
In case you were wondering ! Some men have been charged in connection with taking discarded food from a skip :...
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DaisyNonna
Are there any phrases or sayings which seem only to be used by your family?My Granny said, "There's corn in Egypt yet." Anyone heard it used?...
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giveup
I bought a large leg of pork which had been reduced in the co-op intending to put it in the freezer. Then I thought Oh s@d it I'm going to have a roast dinner tonight. So its in the oven and it smells...
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ferlew
Barney15c's gives me the ruddy cringe.
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jim360
Just saw Edinburgh transliterated as "Adam Bratt" in the Scottish News subtitles. Any other hilarious(ly bad) subtitles you've seen recently?...
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jane mark 2
I have a bottle of Baileys original irish cream, which has been openened. I do not know whether thi product has a best by sell code- can anyone help please. J.
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sunny-dave
... pick up the book nearest to you - turn to page 45 - the first sentence will supposedly reveal all about your current love life. This is, of course, a load of old cock ... ... but mine says : "But...
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hammerman
Thank you again to all those who responded. I've spoken to my parents and they were fine. We've looked up the small print and we only lose a £200 deposit for the holiday....but my parents gain the...
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tamborine
think of sex everytime you meet a woman ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547080/I-think-sex-time-I-meet-woman-says-Jon-Snow-Channel-4-news-host-admits-considers-female-friends-workers.html...
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hammerman
15 year old daughter...lovely kid, very proud of her. Her grandparents paid to take her to Crete when she finishes school...last week june just for the week but in a 5* all inclusive hotel. She would...
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Mamyalynne
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Tilly2
If you had £300 to spend on anything you liked, what would you buy? I'd buy a .......?...
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DaisyNonna
Thought I was just being careless but having doubled and tripled checked my TV recording device seems to have a mind of its own. Set to record on BBC1 South, switches itself to BBC Southeast. Set on...
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lady-janine
there i am, minding my own business and trying to find out something about the stockton and darlington railway when the whole screen is covered by an advert inviting me to join: [I]sex land[I] really...

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