I opened the last of my Christmas presents yesterday. It was a book of photographs from the area where I used to live. It's called, The Falls by Vincent Dargen. Leafing through it I came across a...
... according to the 'ee' mobile phone company I don't exist. I want a new phone, I submitted an application. A nice young lady rang me back to tell me that I had passed the credit test, but failed...
This is not a question. This is a gloat. I actually got 7/7 on the BBC News Quiz of the Week. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-25578741 Nobody can be more surprised tham me....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533095/School-85-pupils-Asian-gives-children-two-week-October-half-term-visit-Pakistan-families.html How do you feel about this, when you yourself are...
for some unknown reason i've started to have panic attacks they really frighten me , i can't explain why this keeps happening ,has anyone on ab had this happen ?
Vising hospital, I handed my watch to my daughter, saying, jokingly, "If you wear it, don't forget to wind it up" She said "Wind it up? " It turned out she never knew that watches were ever wound,...
I know this should be in crosswords but I feel so mad I don't care. Yours mag crosswords. Always have to photocopy grid as two separate crosswords fit the grid, cryptic and quick. So I photocopied...
Because I have too much time on my hands I have decided that I am going to go out of my way to save money this year. I am not going to go round all the shops buying different stuff in each one - I am...
No way! It's -19 with a wind of 28 which results in a wind chill of -31. I'll be staying home and having a couple of "Old Speckled Hen".... Stay warm, you lot....
....I will mostly be learning how to use a sewing machine. So, this could be my last post for sometime, unless I can learn how to type with my nose after I've stitched my fingers to the table:-)
Happy New Year Everyone! I hope we're all feeling refreshed and ready to face the great sparkling potential of 2014. I've not made any resolutions this year - not yet anyway. I wondered if you'd like...
Daughter to waitress in hotel restaurant " I'll have the fish please. May I have it off the bone?" Waitress" Why, madam?" Daughter "If you'd be so kind, I'll like it off the bone, please" Waitress "...
My boyfriend and I have been together for a couple months now, and we're thinking about having sex. We're both virgins, and he's seen naked women before, and I don't know if they had hair "down...
I have a normal old unused chimney (from a Victorian house) in my room. It's on the 1st floor with one above. I sometimes get bird crap and feather but today I have rain drops. Not tons, but enough...
