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My Dog

Thinks that I am an obnoxious little pratt. Can I cure him?...

The police helicopter has been circling overhead with its searchlight on. A police car with full blues and siren has just sped down towards the village. We're quite remote here and its too cold and...

albaqwerty

Stolen Wheelie Bin

as well as the food container thing. Why do some folk do this sort of thing? We've walked around locally to see if some numpty has trundled it into the distance, no joy. Last I heard, was the council...

mrs_overall

Top Tip For A Dinner Party

It is important to create a good impression and create the right ambience when hosting a dinner party. Always remember to serve the chicken nuggets on a plate and NEVER straight from the box

Ric.ror

Changed My Avatar Again

Hope you like it

trt

Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today.

Some very funny! Lady's might be offended, but its what was advertised in the old days! http://www.boredpanda.com/vintage-ads/...

Captain Spod

What Makes Me Cleverer Than You?

1. I can tell the time so I use bus lanes when they're not in operation. 2. I know when to use an apostrophe. 3. I re-read a text message before sending so auto-correct doesn't alter the meaning. What...

cupotee2

Putting Credit On Another Phone?

i would like to out some credit on someone's phone via my Tesco Mobile. Its to a T Mobile, Is this possible...

Jeza

So Who Is Going To Win Tonights Ratimgs War.........

Doctor Who OR The X Factor. All vote NOW....

TWR

When You Look At Your Oh / Partner.

What are you're thoughts? be honest.

Sparkles62

Mr S,s Surprise

We are just leaving on our way to the pictures to see Dr Who in 3D on the big screen. Mr S is a huge fan and I got the last two tickets. He didn't know til today, and to say that he is delighted would...

10ClarionSt

I Got A Job!

I was made redundant 3 months short of my 65th birthday. Thrown on the scrapheap. But i didn't want to retire, so I started applying for jobs thinking I would have no chance. But, 2 months after my...

anaxcrosswords

Songs That Get To You

This isn’t to compete with ‘How far this goes’ – in fact it’s not about snatches of lyrics but entire songs which tend to make you choke up a bit. And, just to make it interesting, this...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's Saturday! Very frosty this morning. I reckon that's 'cos the temperature ain't very high meself. :o} Have a happy day everyone....

mrs_overall

A Cheery Thought For Us Insomniacs

There are only 2 more sleeps until Christmas!

ChillDoubt

The Ashes, Brisbane: Day 3

After last nights horror show I was contemplating not starting a thread, but in a never say die, you never know, could be another Botham/Headingly story..... OK, not even the greatest Hollywood script...

Tilly2

Why Is It That........

the potatoes you have been waiting for, to come to a boil, suddenly boil over the minute you turn your back on them? For the same reason that....................................(please complete) I do...

albaqwerty

How Do You Answer

your mobile when a number you don't know appears? Silly answers appreciated, sensible ones ever more :-D...

wolf63

John, Son Of David Of The Family Burns

This clip is funny but is a bit on the long side. Here is the newspaper story http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/video-police-officers-witty-banter-2815416 Personally I would have tasered...

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