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Tilly2

Irritating husbands

My husband has just been into town and I asked him to bring back a pound of stewing beef. I said it would be about £2.50. He came back with 'just over' a pound of casserole steak which cost...
15:08 Tue 03rd Apr 201233 answers, last by FredPuli43 22:40 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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gness

How To Get a Great Discount

This should perhaps follow on from Texts and Bats. Was working in the garden when I received a text from the tiler, a friend of my son. It read.......Ummmm. Nice bum.XXX When he arrived I showed it to...
12:50 Tue 03rd Apr 201211 answers, last by gness 15:23 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Rubyrose

Baby Shower....

Hi, A friend of mine is pregnant and due on the 4th August. I am going to throw her a baby shower and need some ideas for it. I threw one for a friend about 7-8yrs ago but to be honest it wasn't the...
10:00 Tue 03rd Apr 201231 answers, last by flump1 19:57 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Tuesday, a bit cloudy but it looks like it is going to clear. Not as cold as we were promised, but I'm not going to complain about that! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
06:26 Tue 03rd Apr 201262 answers, last by Arksided 12:39 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Segilla

Flaming June is all Afire

As sure as I can be, this is in The Diary of an Edwardian Lady and I don't have a copy. However, I'm looking for the source of the quote; nothing comes up in Google....
03:16 Sat 31st Mar 20128 answers, last by Segilla 02:35 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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McMouse

Just been to Watford....

.....makes High Wycombe seem civilised. What's your least favourite Town?
14:47 Mon 02nd Apr 201250 answers, last by owdhamer 21:01 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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gness

Ton of Slate

Just had a ton of plum slate delivered. Chap said it would look lovely when it was washed. He gave me a sideways look when I asked him if that wouldn`t bu99er up the washing machine. Anyway, going...
12:09 Mon 02nd Apr 201216 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:25 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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murraymints

missing thread ?

Where did the wakey wakey thread go ?
20:55 Sun 01st Apr 2012105 answers, last by askyourgran 21:06 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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sheeshee

answers are scottish rivers

1 you may win one 6 letters 2 caithness study 4 .. 3 italian city's endless valley 8.. 4 sounds like you're ill after church 7 letters 5 right side of the hub 5 .. thanks for any help...
20:45 Sun 01st Apr 20121 answer, last by gness 00:27 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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trt

Dear Prime Minister The RT. HON. David Cameron. MP.

I wish to ask you a Question: - "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check. Are you aware of the following? The British Government provides the following financial assistance: -...
22:15 Sun 01st Apr 201242 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:48 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Oh well! Thats it all over!

My uni ball was last night for those who havent seen my thread! Was brill! The meal was to die for i am soooo going to try to recreate it!! Amazing!! And nobody had the same dress as me hahahaha!! And...
14:21 Sun 01st Apr 201258 answers, last by tinkerbell23 23:06 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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yelenots

Herman Friendship Cake!!

My best friend has just bought me round the mixture to look after, in my kitchen, for another 10 days.....great!! Never heard of a Herman cake before....had to 'google' it! Can't say I fancy cooking...
17:39 Sun 01st Apr 201211 answers, last by woofgang 21:15 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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Ann

Beautiful day here ....

Well that's been a pleasant surprise, another nice warm sunny day today in Leicestershire, we thought that the nice days had gone after the freezing temps we had yesterday. But No, we have been...
17:17 Sun 01st Apr 201223 answers, last by Ann86 00:44 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

Wakey Wakey - In the words of Billy Cotton

Good morning world and especially ABers.. It's fine outside, a nice glow in the sky to the east. Time you were all up and about readying your April Fool jokes (Must have a look at the Jokes Topic)....
06:39 Sun 01st Apr 201226 answers, last by murraymints 19:05 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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gness

Beer Strike

This may be old news to you. Brother just phoned and said his local has a big sign up saying BEER STRIKE IN SEVEN DAYS.
19:08 Sat 31st Mar 201221 answers, last by Jemisa 00:33 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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ladyalex

Mad over fifties Club

The Club is now Open Good evening and welcome to everyone. The usual sumptuous array of snacks and nibbles will doubtless arrive very soon, and I, for one am very much looking forward to sampling this...
20:00 Sat 31st Mar 2012103 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:23 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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stokemaveric

have you ever got stuck somewhere??

i was putting an ariel up on the garage today and the ladder fell and i was stuck on the roof for 40 minutes...good job it wasnt raining...
19:36 Sat 31st Mar 201230 answers, last by methyl 14:44 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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gness

Thoughtful Friends

Today is the anniversary of my husband`s death. The week in hospital before he died was horrendous and I have very painful memories of what happened to him. Yet today I feel happy. I have had cards,...
13:19 Sat 31st Mar 201233 answers, last by gness 19:10 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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gness

Noisy Audiences

When I am in charge of all the theatres in the world I will ban sweet paper rustling and decapitate people who talk throughout performances.
23:35 Fri 30th Mar 201231 answers, last by commoner 19:22 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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Bumpkin_Clumber

The midges are about

Ouch, they have a birthday today... one bite on each ankle and 2 on my arms... good job I have got cloven feet (Despite my wife used to say when she called me a daft old goat or a bloody devil) I dont...
23:44 Fri 30th Mar 201211 answers, last by commoner 07:25 Sat 31st Mar 2012

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