Gooner_Badge Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Vikki Pollard v Catherine Tate...

In the red corner... Vikki "Yer but no but" Pollard v Catherine "Am I bovered?, ask me if i'm bovered" Tate How funny would that scetch be...?

lady_p_gold

Questions

Is it me or do there seem to be fewer questions these days in a lot of a categories ?

Hayley*

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn...

funnywebsite

What birds can you see from your window?

I've just looked out of my window and just seen a wagtail, a robin, a blackbird, a blue tit and a magpie, quite a lot in just a quick glance.

lepers

on an application...

...whats a good complex problem that i've had to solve? despite my sexuality :op ne ideas?

Buddy

Wife abused by Gooner and stevie-c2it

I am Buddys husband and this Steve accused her of being glaswegian (not) and stalking him.I hve seen everything said and it was all just my girl having a laugh.This Pr**k gooner said to kick her head...

steg

joke banned? why?

humourless **** don't think some one wants me to get your crown Gooner lol

Champagne

What are you all doing this weekend peeps?

Tonight I will be mostly drinking a daring cocktail of Baileys, Vodka, Toilet Duck, Nail Varnish Remover and cranberry juice. It's the only thing that gets me drunk these days (actually it's the only...

emsey

Have we lost the true meaning of christmas?

Or is it still about the drink? lol

Gooner_Badge

i'm bored, depressed and f**ked off

that's it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

emsey

Who does the best christmas dinner

That you know?

Gooner_Badge

hi abed ... thread in CB titled JOKE

Can i report my own answers ... I'm in a bad mood .. but I shouldn't give other people grief!! Sorry about that. Thanks

steg

a dancer ?

the ballerina ? A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit. Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk...

stevie_c2it

Stalked by a lust crazed Glaswegian called 'Buddy'!

Help! Every time I post she pops up and tries to flirt with me. What should I do to let her down gently?

emsey

Is it going to be a white christmas?

Place your bets please

haysi06

Has anybody got 'that Friday feeling?'

If so, what are you doin?

reportmonkey

Strange Object over London

Looking out of the window I notice a giant flag like object fluttering high in the air over the london skyline, its not the first time i've seen it, does anyone know what it is or does anyone have a...