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craft1948
do you think the neighbours will call the police?
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carrust
Chicken karai, chicken jalfrezi or chicken tikka masalla. Which 1 should I get out of the freezer for me tea tonight?
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no-knowledge
stay OFF my threads dotty and i will stay off yours simples innit?
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afcjan
anyone else havin prob with facebook i keep gettin message that says try again later site is up for maintenance
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puddicat
Cant get fishing or cricket,but what the hell do trainspotters and stamp collectors get out of it, dont get me started on those that have a train station in there house!!!
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joggerjayne
err ... I'm just popping out ... ... to catch first orders ... A couple of Margaritas, perhaps. I'll probably bring home a Chinese, if anyone wants anything. J x
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legendis.god
Oh why............................................. Are you folllowing me ?
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Im a BusyBee
to eat their meals? If not where or how do you eat your dinner?
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docspock
when the world is full of fcuking idiots. Bad day to-day. A half wit of a car mechanic could not work out how an oil filter was replaced. To55er.
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legendis.god
If you fancied / admired a guy. Would you do it from afar and wait on him taking the hint? Or are you the type to just tell him the score?? I thinkmost women are far shyer than they make out....
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legendis.god
Any preferences before i order them ? Theres roast chicken tooo and some chips just incase ? DID THAT HELP ?
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puddicat
Dont think i could do this!!!!
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oldgrape
my best mate phoned early in tears saying her husband had, had sex with her whilst she was asleep is this classed as rape??? she feels very used what should i tell her to do???
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JockSporran
Please, please, please I don't want to hear the usual ranty arguments against the existence of God or afterlife, I just want to know why the hatred against religious belief. Nobody today is forced to...
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legendis.god
Youre a cleaner . But cant cleanup your act. Youre a clown. But youre unintentionally funny. Youre like a third ear . Useful possibly. But look uncomfortable and out of place.
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legendis.god
Do you feel big now? Or clever even ?
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hailthechimp
What burger is this advert advertising,it looked to me as if the peppers were in batter?has anyone tasted it,whats it like?
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lbmking
My neighbour is complaining that she has no light in her garden anymore due to the trees in our garden, last year she complained that one of our mock orange bushes was banging on her garage roof and...

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