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Bath games

Hi I am bathing my 2 year old brother in 5 mins. Does anyone have any games we can play with the bubbles ? ( we have lost the basket of bath toys )

~max~

Hello! Bit of a pickle here....why does my kettle keep "clicking" when not in use, just as it does when water has boiled? It really startles me at inappropriate moments!! lol It's plugged in, but in...

knobby.

I am

A new man on here now. So I will be having trout for my tea tonight.

knobby,

I have a cunning stunt to make me rich.

And wondered whether you would think that it will work. I subscribe to arsenal.com which gives you live commentary on every arsenal match and loads of other stuff. (yes I do know that I can watch it...

Bettyboo22

What are you having for tea tonight ?

I'm vegetarian so I am having egg, chips and beans. Whats everyone else having ?

daneswalk

whisky

just dropped my bottle of grouse we have visitors so i was trying to sneak a dram when i let it slip on the kitchen floor the mess is terrible but the smell is good

stompe

Wheres

Weeal Alias Tarten Knickers?

pastafreak

Helloooo...can anyone see me???

or have I been dungeonised??

dustypuss

Which ABer do you

think this is http://www.itsnature.org/Cute/pics/full/17.jpg

docspock

Having a full roast chicken for tea

a few chips but the missus forgot the bl00dy mushy peas. Is it allowable to thump her?

knobby.

I am having a rant

Goddam bloody rip of insurance companies why do they rip you of when they know that they have you over a barrel. ******* ******* ******** ***** rip of ******* merchants. The ******* ******** bollox...

Gromit

Jack Straw lifts curfew on Jade Goody's husband

Jack Straw has personally intervened to lift a curfew on Jade Goody's future husband. Under the curfew he was supposed to be at his mother's house beteen 7 pm to 7 am. Jack Straw has changed that on...