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Knobby ... tell me about Arse ...

Knobby ... tell me about Arsenal. Who are they playing tomorrow? Are they likely to win? Should I bet on them? (I'm not going to watch The Seagulls because we're away to Oldham, which ... ... as...

knobby...

I wish to come out.

as it is a bit cramped in this closet. Legend will not be getting wed to buggy and not having a baby buggy in febuary, as he has promised himself to me next year in grief in the reef. He has fooled...

Lucy-Thomas

Bombay.

Apparently nowadays, certain sections of society look at you like you've grown a second head if you refer to the Indian city of Bombay. Why? It has been known to the British as Bombay since the middle...

carrust

Scrabble anyone?

Log-on to this thread & I'll dole-out your letters.

knobby...

I just bought

six coldplay tickets at wembly for next september. Who wants to be nice to me then as I have four going spare........................

docspock

I think the wonderful ED will, in to-days blog

pardon the Doc. All those in favour, say aye. Come on , deafen me with your support.

Velvetee

Anyone watching BBC 1?

About Shannon Matthews's useless mother.

legendis.god

whos ???????????????????

whosssssssss the daddyyyyyyyyyy?????????

knobby...

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Want a DNA test

knobby...

FAO ab-dull

The black knight will be taking the white prawn at 06.00 hours tomorrow. Be ready with the jelly....

Curvylady

Two hours to go then, look out, I am out on the town.

Jealous or what !

Bbbananas

Hey Jogger Jayne

Surprise surprise, my Gordon Brown & hi slittle hat trick message to you this morning has been deleted. I cannot possibly guess who objected to that one, can you? (though try the little black dress...

bugmenot1

legend - help needed

Not sure where i should being but i am wondering if this should be congratulations or whether i should hang myself but either way, I am pregnant and as Steve is the only person I have slept with in 7...

debbz1969

Who is..........

bugmenot1? Any ideas???

knobby...

Somebody told me today

that I have a rams bottom. Any idea?

anotheoldgit

No Nativity play because of Muslims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-109159 4/Primary-school-cancels-nativity-play-interfe res-Muslim-festival-Eid.html Why could the school not have chosen an all white cast for the Nativity play,...

Curvylady