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Knocking On Heavens Door

That is where I have been for the past few weeks but I am now back at home and feeling fine. A few weeks ago Mr O found me unconscious on the living room floor. I was whisked off to hospital and was...

sandyRoe

Paedophile Paradise?

I was shocked to learn that many vulnerable children are being forced into the commercial sex industry as a means of survival along the coasts of Kenya. It’s a form of modern slavery and it has to...

marval

Serves Her Right

On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa ("yarmulke" in Yiddish). She called the attendant over to complain about...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Horizon to horizon cloud this morning. Not looking good. We had some heavy rain yesterday afternoon. The car needed a wash. :o} I don't think I'll be doing much outside today. Have a happy...

sunny-dave

Unmissable Tourist Attractions

A couple of friends are off to Rome for the weekend - they asked if there was anything on my 'unmissable list' there. Without hesitation I said "You must go to the Capuchin Monks Crypt - it's the...

AB Editor

What's The Plan Then?

Morning! What's your pls for this bank holiday Monday? Mine is a bit of diy and catching up on sleep! I hope some of you have sunshine!...

agchristie

Operation Daybreak (1976)

Anyone recall this WW2 film? Was on Channel 5 earlier. I'd never seen it before, thought it was great. Featured a young Martin Shaw. Based on Operation Anthropoid in 1942 and filmed in Czechoslovakia....

alidoc

The Bees

Have just finished reading this, thoroughly enjoyed it, perfect holiday reading. Now I'm inspired to read some more scholarly tomes on the subject and plant lots of nectar bearing flowers in my...

marval

Help

Exchange between coastguard and boat in emergency: "Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking." "Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard." "We are sinking. We are...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's raining and has been most of the night. A cat with no brain came into the garden a couple of hours ago and tripped the lights, Snowy was on the case and almost had it. Luckily for the...

Bernie

Sundy World Cryptic

19d May possibly go round it in friendliness (5) A???Y 22a Assumed truth to be a team got the doctor back(5) A???N Many thanks...

marval

Very Keen

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a fishing boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked, “That man must have been a...

pq46

Four-Poster Bed

What is the canopy called? It is a clue in a small crossword in today's Times.

stuey

Good Night Late Avians.

I don't own a canal worthy mode of transportation or a hedgehog rummaging in my yard: therefore, this will not be a terribly interesting piece of cotton. Anyway, carry on as you were, so to speak:)...

Shaglene

Dog Yarn..........

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a £10 note and a piece of paper in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's...

Jamjar74

Diswasher Salt

Do you need to put dishwasher salt in the actual dishwasher? I have been told that there is enough salt in the dishwasher tablets and using it in the actual machine would overdo it. Any comments,...

lindapalmara

Is Your Wife Deaf?

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The...

Shaglene

Little Tommy.............

Teacher says to little Tommy 'Why weren't you at school yesterday?' Tommy says 'My grandfather got burnt' Teacher says 'Badly?' Little Tommy says 'Yes, they don't mess about at the crematorium.'...

mikey4444

Anaconda Found On Edinburg Street !

After my experience with a Royal Python 3 weeks ago, I read this on the BBC News website with mounting alarm ::: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-33803305 "The street cleaner...

ukbod2015

Spitfire Beer Adverts

These have probably been posted before but still good for a laugh http://www.slideshare.net/immysteve/commercial-spitfire-beer011?next_slideshow=1...

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Knocking On Heavens Door

Paedophile Paradise?

Serves Her Right

Good Morning Early Birds!

Unmissable Tourist Attractions

What's The Plan Then?

Operation Daybreak (1976)

The Bees

Help

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sundy World Cryptic

Very Keen

Four-Poster Bed

Good Night Late Avians.

Dog Yarn..........

Diswasher Salt

Is Your Wife Deaf?

Little Tommy.............

Anaconda Found On Edinburg Street !

Spitfire Beer Adverts

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