My dog was neutered 10 days ago. The day I picked him up from the vet his scrotum was swollen and purple looking. Today on the 10th day we went back to remove the stitches at which time the vet told...
'I have a sore throat, whiplash, the gibbers and a buttered cob for dinner aint cuttin my mustard mister.' sounds like a good session. who is the lucky guy?
just failed my first driving test, got 15 faulty, but made 2 big mistakes, used my foor brake too hard, got a S, and got another S at pulled off in a junction while a van is approaching.grrrr:((((
I have a protea to plant but the instructions are in german. Tried some of the online translators but comes out a bit gobbledeygook! Can anyone translate: 1) Fulle die zur vertugung gestellte erded in...
There is a song being used in an ad at the moment and it sounds alot like Crowded House, but I don't know the title (or ad), so I can't find it. I know it's a long shot, but any ideas. I really,...
ok so here it goes there is a kitesurfing festival down south this weekend which is fully sold out. Thing is is that I have the oppertunity to buy 2 tickets for?50 each (originally ?30). Never met the...
Not meaning to be rude but I come on here either a lot or occasionally, personal circumstances dictating whether I have the time etc. I used to come on her a couple of years ago, mostly on the family...
Have you ever seriously fancied a snooker referee? This evening we have DING playing FOO (you couldn't make it up) and a highly tasty referee in tight black trousers bending over the table every now...
What was the name of the cadbury's biscuit that was the same shape/size as a trio or a club, but was just a biscuit covered in thick cadbury's chocolate? I neeeeed to know!