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LED Vs LCD televisions?

For the average living room what are the pros and cons of either LED against LCD TVs Thx
09:35 Sun 11th Dec 20117 answers, last by theshedman 09:37 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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Just an update on my"Stand up" career

I did a one-man show last week and it was a huge success. One man showed up....
13:35 Wed 07th Dec 20112 answers, last by missprim 20:00 Wed 07th Dec 2011
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I was wondering?

Is it possible to meet any jolly people here on chatterbank, I think not! I've got a pessimistic advent calendar for you all this year. When one door opens, another one closes....
12:01 Sun 04th Dec 201120 answers, last by albaqwerty 14:55 Mon 05th Dec 2011
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Is this funny?

So this morning I went to my allotment to check on my vegetables and what not, when I realised half of the soil was missing, I was utterly shocked, so I went home and checked back later only to find...
11:37 Fri 02nd Dec 20117 answers, last by craft1948 17:06 Fri 02nd Dec 2011
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I've booked an appointment with my tailor to shorten the length of my trousers.

I hope he turns up.
20:34 Thu 01st Dec 20111 answer, last by marval 21:38 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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The cannot be right!!

Gary Oldman is two weeks younger than Gary Numan.
19:47 Thu 01st Dec 20115 answers, last by jackthehat 20:25 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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Why don't we hear more about Olive the reindeer?

Why don't we hear more about Olive the reindeer? You know 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.'...
18:19 Tue 29th Nov 20114 answers, last by triggerhippy 12:01 Wed 30th Nov 2011
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Who sang this song??

The toughest family on my street is the Word family. But of all the Words, their eldest son, Sorry, seems to be the hardest word....
19:43 Mon 21st Nov 20119 answers, last by Grandpappy 16:50 Thu 01st Dec 2011
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A Joke ?

My wife burst into the room and said, "You'll never guess who I saw in Tesco today!" I said, "Right, I'll carry on watching the football then."...
11:24 Mon 21st Nov 20113 answers, last by buddybird 19:15 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Was i wrong?

My wife asked me to buy a book of baby names. I couldn't find one,so i just bought a book of names...
11:23 Tue 15th Nov 20115 answers, last by dzug2 13:00 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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I've been thinking of breaking up with my husband.

So, during a game of scrabble I was going to tell him, But I couldn't find the right words....
12:06 Sun 13th Nov 20114 answers, last by Kassee 19:59 Mon 14th Nov 2011
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All my friends think I'm a lunatic,

but it isn't true. I don't have any friends. Not on AB anyways
13:40 Sat 12th Nov 201125 answers, last by boxtops 21:39 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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Just seen in "Food and Drink" about Crab meat!

Yesterday a work mate of mine gave me a sandwich and it was very nice, he said it was Crab paste when i asked where he got it, he said the Chemist.
09:15 Fri 11th Nov 20111 answer, last by maggiebee 10:44 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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The counsel have named a new road in our town Skin Road.

I feel sorry for the folks living in number 4
08:58 Fri 11th Nov 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:43 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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Even worse!!

got pulled over by the police for speeding "I think you know why we stopped you sir" said the copper "Yes officer, I was going a little fast" I replied "I remember pulling you...
15:27 Thu 10th Nov 20116 answers, last by craft1948 18:59 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.

Until one side mysteriously disappeared.
15:19 Thu 10th Nov 20113 answers, last by Francis Asis 15:50 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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My dad gave me a riddle yesterday.?

He said, "Now then Steven, I am my father's brother's daughter's only cousin. Who am I?"
09:51 Mon 07th Nov 201110 answers, last by hopalong 21:22 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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What a game Phew!!

Just watched the rugby world cup final on Dave.What a drop goal from johnny wilkinson!...
14:11 Sun 23rd Oct 20115 answers, last by em10 17:28 Sun 23rd Oct 2011
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Just heard a weather warning

There will be a shower of Sugar arriving in the UK from New Zealand in the next few days!
15:36 Mon 10th Oct 20111 answer, last by didoatwork 15:38 Mon 10th Oct 2011

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