Today i wanted to weigh myself so i stripped off bolluk naked and jumped on the scales. I was only 12st 2lbs , This was a big surprise to me but i guess not as much as a surprise as it was to the...
Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre,...
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
A mother, cleaning her son's room, finds an S&M magazine under the bed. Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not...
My girlfriend found out I've been having an affair so she showed me a video of her having sex with another man to get back at me. Should have seen her face when I told her it was the same man I was...
With the Strictly come Dancing final on tonight, I've been wondering who will get knocked out first. It'll probably be my girlfriend, as I want to watch the football.
Englishman,Irishman and a Scotsman? are discussing family. Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!" "What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on...
A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied. "When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and...
to the 'Strictly Come Dancing' fans after a voting fiasco. If you'd like to claim your 15 pence back, just call 0808 202 5388 *Calls cost one pounds fifty pence from a land line, mobile calls maybe...
I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like ****** and ****** dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or...
and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about...
When in F/Fox i only have the navigation and bookmark toolbar.Where as up until recently i did have Google,Yahoo and others which i prefer. How do i get them back.When i click view>>>toolbars...
Hi Why when on F/Fox and click view--toolbars do i not get a list of toolbars that i could have, I have this choice when in IE Problem is i cannot get the google toolbar even when i install it from...