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Background?

What do you have playing in the background right now?
02:34 Thu 01st Jan 20091 answer, last by grumpii 02:42 Thu 01st Jan 2009
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why do olds stay in?

WHYdo old people stay in in front of the tv on new years eve? seems to me they have more to celebrate about seeing a new year than the rest of us, miserable ingrates.
01:18 Thu 01st Jan 200926 answers, last by badcompany 13:29 Thu 01st Jan 2009
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Has anybody done anything as silly as me this year?

I just set my penis on fire and asked my nieghbour who I didnt speak to all last year to blow it out. I now have a charred chippolatta to take into 2009, I was gonna get vetted this year anyway!
01:13 Thu 01st Jan 20096 answers, last by sleepyj 02:02 Thu 01st Jan 2009
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stupid motoring geeks.

i asked how long penalty points stay on your driving licence 30 mins ago on motoring but they are all too busy polishing their hub caps so i wondered if anybody here knows?
18:20 Wed 03rd Dec 200852 answers, last by Barmaid 19:53 Wed 03rd Dec 2008
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points

how long do penalty points stay on your licence?
17:36 Wed 03rd Dec 20086 answers, last by Panic Button 22:53 Wed 03rd Dec 2008
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Good for the soul.

I have recently met somebody who I have instantly clicked with. Everything seems fine in the world and nothing can get me down, I seem to be walking on the clouds! What else is as good for your soul,...
12:38 Fri 18th May 200739 answers, last by strangedays 12:33 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Do women like fire too?

I lit a great big fire today and stood mesmarised by it, as a young grump I always liked a good fire but the girls would rather play with dolls, just wondering, as you get older ladies, do you start...
23:01 Mon 16th Apr 200734 answers, last by TechGirl 00:48 Tue 17th Apr 2007
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why do old people think today was cold?

it was a glorios today where Iive, and as I have been running daily, I decided to go out on the mountain bike, every body was in shorts, bikinis, appart from this old duffer, who had a hat, 3...
02:16 Sun 15th Apr 20076 answers, last by scotchollie 20:33 Sun 15th Apr 2007
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Why do women never get caught?

Being a male I find it hard not to notice certain parts of female anatonomy, but when I do notice, I am always caught, women never seem to get caught doing this, but obviously it goes on. How do they...
20:30 Thu 12th Apr 200720 answers, last by caz1975 23:29 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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I will do it for you red.

I have burnt the peas, which end do you start with salmon?
17:28 Thu 12th Apr 200711 answers, last by redhead23 19:11 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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scrotum shaving

I have an awful time shaving my scrotum (ball bag) pubic bone area, no problem, groin, no problem, that stem that leads to your ass, no problem, how on earth do you safely shave a walnutty ball...
00:27 Thu 12th Apr 200733 answers, last by fiveaday 21:44 Mon 16th Apr 2007
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Tent.

Why do I wake up every morning standing to attention? I have been told it is because you need the loo, why then is it, I take the tent pole down before I release my bladder?
22:02 Wed 11th Apr 200715 answers, last by Miss Random 01:53 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Desstructive relationship.

How can you break away from somebody who you love more than you think is possible, After thirten years of marriage, and 3 beautiful childeren . How can you tell the alcholic woman that you love, that...
02:23 Tue 10th Apr 200721 answers, last by sotelme 22:39 Fri 04th May 2007
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could I be diabetic

I have been runing (hard 8 mile at least three times a week) for 20 years now but over the last few years I am getting giddy feelings accompanied with cold sweats, not after exrcise but it just comes...
00:53 Sun 08th Apr 20076 answers, last by curlyloxx 16:39 Fri 13th Apr 2007
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is it cheating

my wife has been getting intimate online with a guy behind my back she came out with it last week and said she wanted to meet him. She told me I could see other women if I wished as she didnt love me...
20:45 Thu 05th Apr 200716 answers, last by grumpii 22:55 Mon 09th Apr 2007

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