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'P' plates

I have recently passed my driving test (yay!) and have been using the green 'P' plates because I'm still somewhat... well, all over the place as a driver! Any idea how long I can/should keep them for?...

Oneeyedvic

More trouble with immigrants

So there is this town where: 1) Loads of immigrants don't support the English football team (and in fact hope they lose) 2) The crime rate is very high 3) I can barely understand them 4) Only 63% of...

phaloides

Ballpark figures

In a news item on the wireless today a discussion included some statistics ( don.t they all, just to confuse most of us and make THEM appear clever ) and one person kept refering to the " ball park...

s999srk

Fixed penalty notice

My girlfriend was pulled over by a police car 30 metres from her home after they quietly followed her for 10 minutes. Then issued her with a ?30 fine for having a broken headlight bulb (side light...

koster

rnli

Why is sea rescue paid for by donations and provided by volunteers, and not the tax payer? I mean, the police, fire, and ambulance services are funded by the tax payer, so what's the logic in not...

~Wingnut~

7 and a half tonne lorry in a cul-de-sac.

Can someone park a 7 and a half tonne pick up truck down a cul-de-sac, just becasue it's their new job? Parking is already limited but this takes up 4 parking spaces? Any advice greatly received.

sherrardk

nice

In the newspaper this morning it said that NICE had reported that 90% of births are in a hospital and 2% are home births. What happened to the other 8%?

jaysplace2

doubles in length

There is only one word in the english language that doubles in length when it is in the plural. What is it?

Worrallblade

Possible Driving Ban

Hi, I have just been caught speeding and it will be 12 points! Ihave been driving since 1985, and only received these points in the last 3 years. My last was the fastest at 36 in a 30!! I drive for a...

andy-hughes

A perfectly innocent explanation ....

Two men have been arrested for placing a sleeping child in the boot of a car, and driving some considerable distance. The police were alerted by shoppers who witnessed the incident in a Sainsbury's...

sammd

M27 Junction 6

Why does the M27 not have a Junction 6? It skips from 5 to 7.

medsecslave

Recorded Delivery

I posted a letter by first class recorded delivery on Tuesday and it still hasn't arrived by today (Saturday). I spoke to an extremely unhelpful lady at the Royal Mail who just kept repeating "it's in...

GlitteryPink

Croatia

Any comments on Croatia? Is it better for a proper summer holiday or a weekend break?

enthada

plz solve this for me

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

funkymoped

Asylum seekers.

there is a section in the local newspaper, stating that "Sandwell" is moving hundreds of asylum seekers out of its properties and giving these houses/flats to local people.. its about time logic was...

kggreen

Capitals

What is the Capital of Paraguay

barneysdad

In British Pantomimes,what unfortunate event made Widow Twanky a widow?

What happened to Mr Twanky ?Was he killed or did he die naturally?

joseph78

no insurance

hi,my son is 17 yrs old and he has a full bike license which he just recently passed.and he is still on provistional car and what happen is that we bought a car and i was with him (giving him a...

lightoftruth

Noise law

Was at my friends today and we were all on his big trampoleen with his little computer speakers playing some music. the speakers werent even loud and he came around and asked us to turn them down....

Bart Nowak

Possible conviction to GBH and double assault?

I have been in wine bar in Central London with couple of friends on drinks after passing our University exams... and I got in to a fight - I went to pool table area where three guys (two Albanians...

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