I would really appreciate suggestions of funny poems/songs for a party we are having on the sheltered complex where I live. I have got: My get up and go has got up and went I'm fine, how are you? My...
Coming towards the end of our 30 years in North Lancashire, we decided to visit Chester,never been there. Set satnav for hour and forty minute journey, no problems. Great day in Chester, left at 5pm,...
It was our Christmas lunch club for the U3A that I organised. Yesterday I had 5 cancellations due to ill health so I had a last minute reorganisation of seating plans. We had 55 people for lunch....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09jxnv4/judi-dench-my-passion-for-trees I have just watched a marvelous programme, all about trees, with the sublime Judi Dench....I would like to recommend it...
Anyone else on thyroxin medication? I’m trying to find out if there’s a liquid version of the pills, which my unhelpful GP is reluctant to give me - probably thinks it would cost HIM money... Any...
Does anyone know if there is going to be another series of NCIS? The last one I watched was when Di Nozzo left. (Don't like his new series Bull, by the way)....
Possibly this should be posted under technology but it IS TV related. Just wondering if anyone else is having the same problem over the last couple of weeks. Whatever I record on an ITV channel, the...
A woman walks into Dr Sqad's surgery but doesn't like the way he's looking at her. When he tells her to undress, she asks him to turn out the lights before she disrobes. After he turns out the lights...
Son in law is going to remove our bath and replace it with a shower tray while we are away over New Year. He came to have a look and took the bath panel off. I was so embarrassed at the amount of...
Today I had a phone call from 001231538976. I don't usually answer calls when I don't know the number but today I did. It was a very plausible call telling me that BT want to reduce my charges. I...
If I buy a strip of 5 raffle tickets I think I am buying 5 goes in the raffle. However, in the area where I live, people seldom separate the individual tickets and the whole strip is drawn out so...
I am not in the right frame of mind for Xmas this year, but I still feel the need to spread goodwill to all men etc. This annoyed me well before it finished....