a guy with hearing problems goes to the doctor.'can you describe the symptoms?"asks the doc.'well' he said,"homer's fat and lazy and marge has got blue hair....
Opened an email link from them ^, WOT blocked it as evil! but this doesn't make it sound too bad http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/johnwaller/entry/me etyourmessengercouk_whats_that/ any advice pls ?
I'm not a Chelsea supporter, haven't been able to cope with them since Tommy Docherty was in charge. I missed the game last night, but saw Hiddink being interviewed afterwards, and he was asked if he...
caller: hi is that Mrs. Walls A : no sorry, wrong number caller: is Mr Walls there? A : no, you must have the wrong number caller: are there any walls there? A : no, you really do have the wrong...
I know! Weird! I bought my daughter a toy from USA, which used to sing songs etc. The batteries wore out and I replaced them... Now it doesn't sing.. It says totally different phases!! What's all THAT...
What do you have to do to get a penalty? Chelsea should have had at least 3. I'm not a Chelsea fan but Barca had one shot on goal and got to the CL Final!!!
Has anyone heard of the saying "peas wisp" meaning something is wrinkled or a mess? If so, I am just wondering what the origin of the saying is. Thank you.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/06 /gordon-brown-heathrow-child-trafficking It's like we're living in some dodgy Russian satellite country . Who's in charge of these people ? No body's...
Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy's forthcoming wedding . . . "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," he said. Mick says, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red...
I've always wanted to learn to play chess , I know which way the pieces move but that's about it . With Vista's built in game now is a good time . Can someone please tell me of a good online tutor ,...
http://barrybeelzebub.blogspot.com/ A definite case for sterilization when I'm King of the World! There's just going to be generations of them . I watch them walk past . It's like a horror movie !
As a Liverpool fan can't say I'm particularly happy about United qualifying for the final but it's sad about Fletcher missing it . He's one of there less annoying players . They are now saying that if...
I`m going on holiday to Cyprus soon and would just like to be able to say a few words in greek.Can someone tell me how to say hello,goodbye,please and thankyou.