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cliffsdoll
 here's a quick joke your mothers so fat, she turns around and it's her birthday
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kingelvis
hi fans     the king returns
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pags02
Just thought I'd pop in before I have to start dinner.
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whiffey
You are a person of great virtual courage, I take my hat and underpants off to you.
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irisred
to get a response on here?
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deano4lynz
He Said to him self F*ck it and he sh*t in the ******** dinner
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ummmmm
What tastes like ***** n starts the fight?
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honkytonk
are you having fun
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samie_boo
Just thought i'd tell you all i'm in the sunny Caribbean and its very hot - hope its not raining back in uk!!! Im enjoying free beer/cocktails and free food!!! mmmm!! Anyways hope your all having fun...
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nfn
Hello Friends.  Any idea why I'm the bad guy tonight?  I'm a tad confused as I'm not aware of deliberately annoying anyone ce soir!  Sometimes the devil gets the better of me but...
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honkytonk
cause he is all shuck up
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sleat4life
Why do "i'm well solid like" people walk like penguins???
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kingelvis
if yer lookin for trouble.. yer come to the right place.... if yer lookin for trouble.. jus look right in my face.....     i was born standin up.....and talkin back..... hi...
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Rubyrose
Lol like my spelling? Who are all these people?
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nfn
Blimey! Everyone's hiding ce soir!
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honkytonk
dont want it the poor have got it and if you eat it or drink it you die.
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johntheplamf
I would like to apologise on the matter, and that alone of the comments concerning Ruby's Epilepsy. I know it was crass and undignified of me, and offer a sincere apology on this matter.
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honkytonk
go on i dare you
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honkytonk
i am going to wind up my grandfather clock yes i have one and am going to my bed oh by the way its electric goes up and down good for the old back nighty night

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