Suppose its time for somebody to ask this..... I am going to treat myself to a sandwich and soup from Philpotts as I have been eating noodles and beans on toast from home all week to save a bit of...
Two nuns are walking to the shops to get supplies for their convent and walk along a path through some woods. Suddenly a man jumps out in front of them and exposes himself to them. They both scream...
hi everyone. when i tried getting on my bike this morning, my back 'went'. i am now sat on my floor with excruciating pain in the lumbar region. i have never had pain here before (but i have back...
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for...
So sorry to hear of the death of Clive Dunn, - the programme Dad's Army still makes me laugh every time I see it, which can not alawys be said of today's humour
I go to Aldi every week and by and large I am happy with the shop, but of late they have a lot of new lines so everything is crammed up. IMO to sell all these new lines they need a bigger shop ( In my...
I was walking home from work today, taking a short cut through the lakes,when I saw a massive bird perched in a tree. Now, I'm not normally a wildlife fanatic, but I was drawn by it's size. It looked...
I have tried to remember when last I did know someone called Peter and it was 30 years ago, a child the same age as my son. What name do you not know someone called it?
OMG There has just been a huge flash of lightening and the loudest thunder I've ever heard! I HONESTLY thought it was an explosion. It's been a lovely sunny day and now it's gone quite black.
After 3 weeks of really good sleeps, for me anyway, insomnia has returned with a vengeance, 3 and a half hours last night!
Dentist for Mrs BT today and me tomorrow.
Have a good day everybody....
On two occasions my answerbank page has suddenly gone to a pornographic site. This is when I have been using my wife's iPad. Has this happened to anyone else? Serious question so please no wise...