The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her....
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old. We drank a bit, and talked awhile, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked....
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little boo peep was giving him head As soon as he came she started to weep She knew from the taste he'd been fcuking her sheep