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Royal Mail Fined For Late Letters And Over Charging

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53361579 Apparently Ofcom has fined them £1.5 million – as I’ve posted before on this site, these regulator fines are nothing more than a tax on the people who use...
20:18 Fri 10th Jul 202020 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:07 Sun 12th Jul 2020
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Boots Cuts 4,000 Jobs

Once the corona virus lockdown was implemented, my local Boots store started restricting entry to one person at a time – this despite the store being over 500 square metres in size. Whilst waiting...
20:46 Thu 09th Jul 202049 answers, last by Hymie 21:11 Sat 18th Jul 2020
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Ebay Seller Help

I sold an item on ebay in early March of this year, sent via their Global Shipping Program to the buyer in Spain. Recently the buyer contacted me to advise that due to the Covid-19 lockdown they were...
20:44 Mon 06th Jul 202020 answers, last by Hymie 21:20 Wed 08th Jul 2020
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Covid-19; Me-0

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19:34 Sun 28th Jun 20205 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:20 Wed 15th Jul 2020
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Scandal At The Post Office

I’ve just finished watching the above Panorama program and I must say that I was totally underwhelmed. Nick Wallis (the presenter) stated that he had spent 10 years investigating the scandal; well I...
20:33 Mon 08th Jun 202014 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:02 Mon 08th Jun 2020
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Caught Short

A man walks into a large crowded city centre pub, desperate to have a dump. Seeing a sign directing patrons up a flight of stairs to the toilets – he ascends the stairs as quickly as his condition...
20:45 Sun 24th May 20205 answers, last by Ken4155 23:33 Sun 24th May 2020
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Tipping A Black-Jack Dealer

A black-jack dealer and player with a 13 count in his hand were discussing whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said that when he was dealt a bad hand it was not the...
21:48 Sat 23rd May 2020
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Dr. Squad (Again)

An elderly patient visited Dr. Squad’s surgery to get the results of recent medical tests. As the patient sat down he noticed the grave look on Dr. Squad’s face. ‘Some bad news, I’m afraid.’ announces...
23:29 Tue 19th May 20201 answer, last by Spicerack 23:37 Tue 19th May 2020
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Another Medical Mystery Solved By Dr. Squad

A young woman attended Dr. Squad’s surgery and said ‘I’ve got a problem, I’ll need to undress to show you.’ Dr. Squad directed her behind a screen where she could undress. After removing her dress,...
23:34 Sun 17th May 20204 answers, last by iluvmargie 09:11 Tue 19th May 2020
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Psycho-Killer

My psychiatrist helped me a lot, but I had to kill him – he just knew too much....
07:33 Sun 17th May 2020
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Juice Machine

A young lad had a job bagging groceries at the supermarket. One day the shop got a flashy new machine for squeezing juice out of fresh fruit. Because of the potential danger to customers, someone from...
21:10 Fri 15th May 20209 answers, last by niyas1990 09:12 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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Holy Cow

Q: What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of? A: Feet...
21:55 Thu 14th May 2020
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The Ideal Job Candidate

Manager to interviewee: ‘For this job we need someone who is responsible.’ Interviewee to manager: ‘I’m you man then – in my last job, whenever anything went wrong I was responsible.’...
23:14 Wed 13th May 20201 answer, last by Spicerack 23:17 Wed 13th May 2020
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Best Chat-Up Line In A Gay Bar

Excuse me, but can I push your stool up for you?
20:01 Mon 11th May 20202 answers, last by ladybirder 20:02 Mon 11th May 2020
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Completely Normal

A woman went to see her psychiatrist saying that she was concerned; yesterday she had found her daughter and the little boy next door together naked, examining each other’s bodies and giggling. The...
08:35 Sun 10th May 2020
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Devil-Worship

Did you hear about the devil-worshipping dyslexic, who sold his soul to Santa?
07:59 Sat 09th May 20204 answers, last by jno 15:54 Sat 09th May 2020
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What?

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick...
23:01 Thu 07th May 20201 answer, last by Spicerack 23:07 Thu 07th May 2020
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Biker Witness

A biker appeared in court to testify on behalf of a friend. The prosecuting lawyer asked him, ‘Isn’t it true that you have been paid £5,000 to throw this case?’ The biker calmly ignored the question,...
21:05 Wed 06th May 20207 answers, last by sanmac 00:09 Thu 07th May 2020
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Pizza Delivery

A student delivered a pizza to old Ken’s home – on taking delivery, Ken asked ‘What is the usual tip I should be giving you?’ ‘Well,’ replied the student ‘this is the first time I have delivered to...
12:00 Tue 05th May 20203 answers, last by Ken4155 13:58 Tue 05th May 2020

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