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Are You Confused?

Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: 26...
20:26 Mon 04th May 20203 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:30 Mon 04th May 2020
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The High Cost Of Legal Advice

A man calls his lawyer and asks: ‘How much would you charge to answer three questions?’ ‘£400.’ replies the lawyer. ‘Oh!’, exclaims the man, ‘that’s a lot of money, isn’t it?’ ‘I guess so’ replies the...
07:41 Sun 03rd May 2020
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Leggy Ladies

Q: What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? A: Eileen. Q: What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other? A: Irene. Q: What do you call a lady with both legs...
11:07 Sat 02nd May 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:10 Sat 02nd May 2020
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Night Time Nookie

A married couple were lying in bed, the husband feeling horny, reached over and nudged his wife. ‘What do you want?’ she asked. ‘You know what.’ He said. ‘Can’t.’ She replied, adding ‘I have an...
23:56 Tue 28th Apr 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 11:37 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Motel Stay

A young priest had arranged to stay at a motel for one night; on checking in he took a fancy to the young receptionist. A while later the priest invited the receptionist to his room for a drink. While...
22:02 Mon 27th Apr 20203 answers, last by zebo 11:33 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Honeymoon Couples

Two pairs of newly-weds went on honeymoon together. After the first week they got a bit fed up with their partners and agreed to swap to liven things up a bit. The next morning one of the husbands...
21:45 Sun 26th Apr 20201 answer, last by marval 17:44 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Criminal Post Office

The current issue of Private Eye has a very interesting Special Report on the Post Office’s criminal prosecution of staff – despite the most senior managers knowing that the Horizon computer system on...
13:11 Sun 12th Apr 20206 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:00 Sun 12th Apr 2020
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Corona Virus Spreading By Other Than Coughing And Touching

Given that the virus can infect virtually every cell in the body; no-one appears to have asked the question - can the corona virus be spread by flatulence? Since a single fart can fill a room - should...
15:01 Sun 29th Mar 202015 answers, last by Ken4155 09:30 Sun 12th Apr 2020
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10 Things A Woman Will Never Say

1. I’m wrong, you must be right. 2. Does this make my bum look too small? 3. My God, it really is 14 inches. 4. I won’t put my lips on that thing unless you let me swallow. 5. This diamond is far...
09:47 Sat 29th Feb 20206 answers, last by marval 18:30 Sat 29th Feb 2020
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10 Things A Man Will Never Say

1. It looks like we’re lost, I better pull over and ask someone for directions. 2. *** the football, lets watch your ‘Cagney and Lacy’ video. 3. Hey, let’s go shopping and why don’t you...
09:46 Sat 29th Feb 20203 answers, last by Canary42 18:31 Sat 29th Feb 2020
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Unexplained Wealth Order

This story interested me in that the woman had been subject to an UWO (unexplained wealth order), which got me thinking of Prince Andrew. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50763204 Apparently he gets by...
22:39 Thu 12th Dec 201912 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:42 Fri 13th Dec 2019
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One Off Cash Boost For Nhs Hospitals

I see that Boris has announced a one off £1.8 billion cash boost for NHS hospitals. Although Brexit has not yet happened – I look forward to him making this announcement every 5 weeks after the end...
14:31 Sun 04th Aug 201929 answers, last by gulliver1 14:00 Mon 05th Aug 2019
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Pm To Fund To Fund High-Speed Rail Route For The North

I read the above headline on BBC news with interest - that Boris Johnson is personally bank-rolling this scheme; only to find on reading the full article that it is actually being funded by you and...
10:42 Sat 27th Jul 201915 answers, last by pixie374 19:29 Mon 29th Jul 2019
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Bomb - With Your Name On It

Living in London during the Second World War, my father never bothered using the air-raid shelter – he said that if a bomb had your name on it, there was nothing you could do about it. This greatly...
08:38 Sat 01st Jun 20192 answers, last by Zacs-Master 08:54 Sat 01st Jun 2019
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Donald Trump Is Going To Be Jailed….

and the Trump organisation will be (successfully) prosecuted as a criminal enterprise (you read it hear first) To learn more, take a look at the Youtube video (link below) of an MSNBC TV programme,...
17:53 Sun 10th Mar 201915 answers, last by cassa333 01:13 Tue 12th Mar 2019
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Police Admit Speed Cameras May Be Responsible For Car Crashes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851303/Novelty-toy-inventor-designed-inflatable-bogus-speed-cameras.html...
19:07 Sat 16th Jun 20183 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:51 Sat 16th Jun 2018
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Drug Driving

This news story interested me in that the woman was 4 times over the driving drug limit for cocaine – but only received a years driving ban and a nominal fine. Had she been 4 times over the drink...
22:25 Wed 11th Apr 201823 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:57 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Private Eye Cartoon

ToraToraTora would appreciate a cartoon in the latest edition of Private Eye, which depicts a self-drive car with three modes of operation available to the occupant; Drive, Park or Kill.
23:21 Wed 04th Apr 2018

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