I called my work this morning advising that I was staying at home today, as I was not feeling well. My boss asked me what the problem was. I told him that I had a case of anal blindness. He asked -...
A man had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home to his wife and told her that he had been sacked from his job. She began to scream and yell, ‘You have given them more than...
When I came home last night, my wife complained of having to cook every night of the week and insisted that I take her out to some place expensive this evening – so I’m taking her to the petrol...
Two Essex girls were waiting at a bus stop when a foreign gentleman pulled up in his car and asked ‘Excusez-moi, parlez-vous Francais?’ The two Essex girls just stared at him. He tried again,...
I had an unsolicited phone call from one of those accident claims firms this afternoon. The caller asked ‘Have you had an accident within the last three years that wasn’t your fault?’ I...
3rd version of Windows operating system 10S, which Microsoft boasted this month ‘no known ransomware works against…our latest and most hardened operating system.’ 3 hours – the time it took...
40 years – the time it took the government to announce a ‘full inquiry’ into the contaminated blood transfusions scandal that has already killed nearly 2,500 people. 4 weeks – the time it took...
Today a co-worker announced that he was getting married.
I told him how happy my marriage had made me – but he is still going through with it anyway....
The stress levels are so high amongst my work colleagues that employee turn over is now at an all time high. Things are so bad; today I noticed that even the office copier/printer wants out –...