Evening folks, how's it going?I'd just got in from work a couple of minutes ago when there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a young lady (could not have been more than 12) starting to sing a...
I hoping for a sexy xmas this year, My wife of 22 yrs is looking fantastic, sexy and well, just great. We met 25 yrs ago on xams eve. We have just spoke on the phone and we still tell each other I...
The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the...
Does anybody out there find this man attractive???? dont get me wrong i love his films and hes made some of the best comedy films of the last fifteen or so years but as a modern day heartthrob i...
On the face of it, these products are nearly the same - same shape jar, same texture and colour, yet one's a spread and one's a drink. Has anyone ever drank Marmite or spread Bovril?
You better watch outYou better not cryBetter not poutI'm telling you whySanta Claus is coming to townHe's making a listAnd checking it twice;Gonna find out Who's naughty and niceSanta Claus is coming...
What has been The best thing that has happened to you all year? The biggest achievement you have had? The one thing if any you wish you hadnt done? The worst album you have bought? The nicest thing...
I have to spend some time with someone who is very close to me. Their breath reeks and it makes me feel sick (no REALLY it makes me feel SO ill). Any tips on what I can do to stop feeling sick?...
I have never been very good at being tactile. There are various reasons- being a naturally reserved Capricorn type, being single for a long time (so you get out of the habit of touching), and being a...