The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free...
With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight." His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of flavoured sweets and said, "Children, I'd like you to close...
Father O'Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear?" asked Farther...
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL...
Apologies for the poor heading, I'm too tired to think of something more appropriate. Apparently someone on here is trying to contact me. Can anyone shed any light on this please as I've not a clue...
Can anyone identify the hallmark/s on the attached picture? I think the crab may signify 'France'. It is on a cocktail preparation stick (like a fork handle but with a flat end for squashing lemon /...
these 40 photos from around the World are brilliant, and it makes you wonder how the hell they built them in such distant places and conditions without modern technology....
How do all? it's been a couple of weeks since I showed my face so I thought I'd pop my head through the AB door and say hello. I read a poem yesterday regarding drugs and I thought I'd share it - very...
Grid one. 19d Dress. 6 letters e-r---. 2a Get, 6 letters---a-n. Grid two.17 across, meanminded, letters, -n-t-r-t-b-e. Would very much appreciate your help. Too much wine at the weekendbrain in...
I think I know why he believes that.................... 1935 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/12/article-0-04E96EFE000005DC-823_634x416.jpg 2015...