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What Drink?

A woman was waiting tables in a noisy seaside restaurant when a man on holiday stumped her with a drink order. She approached the barman. "Have you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young...

paulllambert

I Told My Missus

she had painted her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised....

lardhelmet

Dont Care How Cheesy It Is...i Still Love...

Elvis watching his 1968 comeback special. Fancied him ever since I saw him in Las Vegas in 1973. I thought he was even more handsome in the flesh. Anyone still "do" it for you?...

sp1814

Thatch And Sex Toys

I never thought I would ever be in a position to write a sentence that includes both 'Thatcher' and 'sex toys'. What are your thoughts on this?...

waterslides

17 Down

17 down answer to histrionic please

jackthehat

What a horrible thing to have to do to yourself. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-25741005 When will the law catch up with people suffering in this way and allow them a diginifed exit? RIP...

TriviaQueen

Daily Record Funday

1d blubber, moan (7) - ?n?m?e? 64d easily recognised (8) - ?i?t?e?t. All help gratefully received...

stuey

Striking In The New Year.

This clock that I "rescued" is now ready to strike in 2015. I completely disassembled the movement; cleaned it; reassembled it; made some adjustments; oiled it; and did some cosmetic work on the case....

hc4361

Aren't These People Great?

The news is full of misery and tragedy often caused by bad people so it is lovely to read of a couple who give much more than money to help others:...

whistonian

Booking .com

Just wondered what other Aber's thoughts are on the latest family holiday advert by booking .com.I thought that the use of the word booking was at times inappropriate at breakfast time.I nearly spilt...

888

Xword

speak disrespectfully to (3) ??S...

marval

Picky

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper,...

RASPUTINS-DOG

Charity Donations

I have seen today, as I do most days , appeals for money to help children affected by conflict, money to provide warm clothes, medicine, nutrition... I remember doing a shoe box gift when I was much...

tonyav

Fancy A Snack

After all of this partying, anyone feeling hungry ?. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/cookingschool/50-weird-foods-to-try-before-you-die/ss-BBh6wvV...

dieseldick

Free Sat Tv, How Does This Work, Must Be Scam Right ?

*****LIKE PAGE IN THE LINK :)**** NO DISH NEEDED**WIRELESS** NO YEARLY OR HIDDEN FEES NEVER pay for movies, sports or box office ever again EVERY DISNEY CARTOON PLUS ALL TGE PEPPA PIG, JAKE AND THE...

hc4361

Ebola Confirmed In Glasgow

That's a shocker....

jd_1984

Holidays/events For 2015......?

Ok, if you are like me, once Christmas is over and normality resumes, it is nice to have something to look forward to in the upcoming year. So who has a holiday or event booked in for next year and...

norm44

Daily Record

5d lathery, sudsy ?o??? and 21a over-assertive ??s?y

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Another heavy frost this morning. Yesterday it burned off quickly when Ole Sol got out of bed! I hope it does today. Domesticity is the order of the day. How wonderful. :-\ Have a happy day...

nailit

Is There Anybody On Ab That You Would

like to get to know in real life? I have swapped a couple of emails with other ABers (Psybbo and Kylesmum) and havnt been let down, both are as they come across on AB. There are other ABers that I...

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