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Porridge? Me. A massive dollop of golden syrup Him. Salt !...

how long....

before a crown court trial? I was supposed to be in crown court 2 weeks ago for a trial (see my profile for details). I have waited, and lived on a knife edge, for the past 6 months waiting for this...

dickythecook

Good morning Early Birds.

Morning everyone, the coffee is on the side. If you stir it, please don't leave the spoon in the mug as it could dissolve. Milk in the fridge and the sugar is in the box on the shelf. Help yourselves....

feebletoe1492

childrens holidays

can anybody help??? my wife and myself both work full time and find it hard getting the same week off, but we managed a week in november and booked a holiday, however it is in term time and the school...

EvianBaby

I've got a date!

I have snared my victim and I'm sure there are nicer ways to put this but I am sh**ing a brick. What am I going to wear! What if he's a total bore! What if I'm a total bore! What am I going to wear!...

mrs_overall

Any First Date Horror Stories?

I once went on a date and met the guy in a bar he suggested. I asked for a cider and he came back from the bar with...2 coffees. He then proceeded to lecture me on the evils of drink. He had a small...

chelle017

Palindromes

1. A grass 2. Juice 3. Scots for a look 4. A scottish village 5. A principle 6. A striking success...

pdust

feeling scruffy

do you ever have a day when you feel like a complete scruff? I dont mean when you are ill but just a normal day? All day ive felt tatty and scruffy even though im clean and untatty lol... or is it...

joeluke

PC AB

Admittedly some of the jokes I post are fairly dodgy, but I had one removed last night which surely wouldn't create much of a ripple in the sea of bad taste? The gist of it was about how Poles don't...

chris1970

Sore arm

Hi all, I was knocked off my pushbike sometime ago which resulted in a broken elbow and wrist and several operations now that the weather is beginning to get colder and damper it is really starting to...

jd_1984

Big presentation at work

I have to present a project that I have been working on to my staff, managers and members of our non executive board tomorrow. Part of my job involves staff training and I am more than competent at...

missA

Do you want a young looking face? Clear complexion?

For young looking skin/face: Do face exercises. tips: open your mouth wide, as wide as possible. Stretch those face muscles. relax. Make a big smile. say EEE, oooooh, aaaaaah, eeeehh, uhh. (this will...

buffymad

Severe Sore Throat

Hi, what's the best thing to get over the counter for a severe sore throat? I've got flu symptoms but it actually makes me wince every time I swallow coz its that painful. Also kills when I sneeze so...

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

WWell that's 60% of the working week behind us. How quickly time flies these days. Have a super-duper day everyone. xx...

jd_1984

Halloween and Jimmy Saville

One of the most popular Halloween costumes for party's/nights out this year worn by todays youth....... Jimmy Saville. Discuss.........

dotty.

Can't believe the rain that is coming down !

it was lovely and sunny 5 minutes ago. I can't go out because i am off work with mild flu/heavy cold/bad chest/ but the cats wanted to go out :(

Nay37

I want kids he doesn't

I am 37 and my bf is 30. We've been together 4 years. We have had our differences. I have a 9 yr old from a previous relationship but I would like a child with my bf, because I love him so much, but...

gina32

celebrity jungle

anyone heard who is going in yet?

Blades_fan

Is Poland v England on TV tonight?

I've looked on my Sky tv listings and it doesn't look like ITV1 is showing the re-scheduled match. Thanks for any info....

sp1814

What's your opinion of tattooed police offices?

Never given it any thought before, but the head of the Met 'frowns' upon it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/...gland-london-19974694 Do you view policemen with visible tattoos differently?...

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