My computer has started to take up to 25 minutes before it stops 'churning' on booting up. Any ideas please on a) why, and b) how to speed it up again?
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The...
I shall be away from home for about 8 weeks in the near future and want to buy a Netbook to keep in touch with family etc. I have been looking for ages and have discovered that the choices are many,...
I regularly travel along a stretch of road, about 8 miles, which is covered by ASC's. There are two cameras approximately a mile apart, then there is a 30 mph restriction through a village, and then...
I'm going to pick up a new car, well new to me anyway, tomorrow. My question is, does the dealer charge VAT on a used car, or not? If so, then I'll postpone picking it yup until Monday and save myself...
Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the...
A rather prim female MP was visiting a local hospital in her constituency. During the tour she came across this gent in a ward who was masturbating, she turned to her guide and asked the reason for...
I am plagued with wild rabbits and every time I plant something a new shrub they just think it's a free meal ticket. I know there are plants that rabbits don't like including Rosemary and Mint....
I have today visited a 3 shop with a minor problem on my Sony-Ericsson mobile phone. The silly chap who looked at it has wiped my entire call list directory. Dash, bother, blow I thought!! Can anyone...
All the emails I receive through my hotmail account come as junk mail. I then have to sift through those which I want to keep, or read, and transfer them to my in-box. Is there any kind soul out there...
I want to transfer all my documents, music and photographs on to memory sticks as back-up, I would appreciate any comments on which one might be best for me taking into account that 1) I'm old and 2)...
Just about to plant out a new garden but am plagued with rabbits, any advice on shrubs that the pesky little things don't like would be appreciated, TIA, JD
