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I ask myself!

Why do you people do crosswords you evidently can't do? You ask others to solve them for you. How can you get any satisfaction when you can't complete it without help? Why do you start them in the...
22:46 Mon 04th Oct 201035 answers, last by society 09:40 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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Beautiful or what?

http://www.thebranch....ces/video_downloads/. Its 6 mins long but soo beautiful. jem...
15:22 Mon 04th Oct 20101 answer, last by spitthedog 15:31 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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'The Stowaway'

May be a repeat to you but still fun to read > >> A beautiful young W London woman was so depressed that she decided to end >> her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just...
14:41 Mon 04th Oct 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 15:57 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Do you shop at M&S?

Not too much going on here tonight, so I'm going to love you and leave you. Going into M&S to get some xmas shopping. Being October now they tell me they will honour every purchase if returned up...
22:00 Sun 03rd Oct 201027 answers, last by spitthedog 08:22 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Sunday - Sunday!

D'ya treat Sunday as a special day or class it as the same as the other days of the week.? Cos, when I was a child it was Special, we had BEST clothes we only were allowed to wear Sunday, We went to...
06:12 Sun 03rd Oct 201020 answers, last by Jemisa 11:16 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Strictly....

Not a bad start, Oh Dear Paul Daniels, how embarassing!I was a bit disappointed Anne Widdicomb didn't have her turn but HOW is she gonna come close to Pamela Stephenson who was beautiful. I think the...
09:01 Sat 02nd Oct 20107 answers, last by hc4361 18:08 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Have you started your chores yet?

It looks a lovely day out there, sun shining, blue sky, but when I let the cat out there was a definate cold blast that hit me. I've done my time on here now so got to get down to my chores - beds to...
08:42 Sat 02nd Oct 20109 answers, last by crisgal 15:42 Sun 03rd Oct 2010
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Why don't you?

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A LOCAL FOOTBALL MATCH THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D...
23:07 Fri 01st Oct 20103 answers, last by notafish 11:36 Sat 02nd Oct 2010
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What Sat/Nav?

My daughter has just popped in & over a cuppa she has been dropping huge hints that she'd like a Sat/Nav for xmas. I've looked in the Argos catalogue & there's loads in there from £59 -...
13:34 Fri 01st Oct 20108 answers, last by rnchugg 18:14 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Is Paddy in luck? ----

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and...
13:20 Fri 01st Oct 20104 answers, last by chrissa1 14:12 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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From an American Friend...

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleyes. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked,...
08:29 Fri 01st Oct 20105 answers, last by Jemisa 13:42 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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Some silly bed time jokes for you.

'Doctor, doctor, I wake up feeling terrible! My head spins and the room goes round and round!' 'You must be sleeping like a top!' 'Doctor, doctor, I walk in my sleep!' 'Remember to take money for the...
22:35 Thu 30th Sep 20101 answer, last by tonyted 22:42 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Making Breakfast - -

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at...
14:53 Thu 30th Sep 201016 answers, last by China Doll 16:00 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Days of the week!

After (M)onday - & - (T)uesday the rest of the week says What The Funicular - - -
14:25 Thu 30th Sep 201013 answers, last by Ankou 14:52 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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What is a cat??

What is a cat? - Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you want to be alone, they want to play....
09:56 Thu 30th Sep 201014 answers, last by mccfluff 11:22 Sat 02nd Oct 2010
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10 one liners - - -

1 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the...
22:36 Wed 29th Sep 20101 answer, last by anneasquith 22:40 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Were you breast fed?...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little...
22:20 Wed 29th Sep 20104 answers, last by marval 15:59 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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A song called.... 18+

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing,...
22:08 Wed 29th Sep 20104 answers, last by laurababy 22:11 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Whats your - -?

best day of the week then, I bet its Saturday for most - - jem...
08:03 Wed 29th Sep 201037 answers, last by cazzz1975 11:26 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Does it mean anything to you?

Well folks its Wednesday tomorrow, does Wednesday mean anything to you this week? For me - Wednesday means - Rubbish collection day. Having a new bedroom suite delivered. New bedroom curtains being...
22:36 Tue 28th Sep 201011 answers, last by EDDIE51 08:10 Wed 29th Sep 2010

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