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Alcohol Is Bad....

Alcohol Is Bad For Legs.............................................................. A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a sexy blonde sitting by herself at the bar. He asks her, "May I...
22:33 Sat 03rd Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 22:49 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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5Lbs....

FIVE POUNDS OF FAT ..................................................................................... Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good to a man? A: Put a nipple on it....
11:50 Sat 03rd Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:52 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Show Us Your....

One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library. “I’ll bet you three hundred quid that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone” The woman is completely shocked and...
11:30 Sat 03rd Aug 201313 answers, last by marval 12:31 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Marriage....

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband..... My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...... It doesn't matter how...
23:54 Fri 02nd Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:30 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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Twice...

An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the...
14:33 Fri 02nd Aug 20133 answers, last by marval 15:40 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Membership...

Three women are in a sports club dressing room dressing to play Tennis. Suddenly, a bloke runs through the room wearing nothing but a brown paper bag over his head and passes the three women. He...
14:12 Fri 02nd Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 23:24 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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The Surprise>>>>

A couple of Fella's had a dad who was turning 80. He'd been a widower for 15 years, so the sons chip in to buy their old dad a prostitute for the night as a surprise. She turns up at the Dad's door...
22:59 Thu 01st Aug 20134 answers, last by shoota 11:24 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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J.t....

There's this bloke with a really huge 'John Thomas', and everytime he goes to pee, no matter how much he shakes and squeezes, the last few drops wont come out until he has zipped up, so he goes to a...
22:40 Thu 01st Aug 20133 answers, last by cupid04 12:11 Fri 02nd Aug 2013
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Unbelievable!!!!!!

Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http:// Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/embed/rPRtIOmPOD0/embed/rPRtIOmPOD0...
21:59 Thu 01st Aug 20138 answers, last by wildwood 00:35 Sat 03rd Aug 2013
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2Nd Honeymoon!...

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to the loo and after a while came out...
22:30 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Not So Funny, Eh?...

Little Johnny is walking by his parents bedroom when he hears alot of noise. He opens the door and sees his dad with his mum bent over the dressing table having sex. Dad looks at Little Johnny and...
21:59 Wed 31st Jul 20131 answer, last by tonyav 22:01 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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The Visit.

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Nan was dusting, he looked up and said, "Nanny, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"...
21:44 Wed 31st Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 17:00 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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Brian & Jill....

After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers. I gave them to your...
22:45 Tue 30th Jul 20134 answers, last by frozengal 09:27 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Sides...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...
21:57 Tue 30th Jul 20134 answers, last by frozengal 09:27 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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In The Gym

A man says to a trainer at the gym. “I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replies “use the ATM outside the gym”...
21:37 Tue 30th Jul 20134 answers, last by frozengal 09:27 Wed 31st Jul 2013
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Stupid Cow...

One day, a farmer walked into a pub and asked the barman for the strongest thing in the pub. "What's wrong, fella?" asked the barman. ''Some things you just can't explain." said the farmer, ''Try...
14:54 Mon 29th Jul 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 06:51 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Bbc News (Oldie)

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of...
22:51 Sun 28th Jul 20138 answers, last by tonyav 16:15 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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'favourites'?

I've lost my Favourites tool bar, how do I get it back I do miss it. Can anyone help? Please. jem....
11:52 Sun 28th Jul 201321 answers, last by Jemisa 13:05 Tue 30th Jul 2013
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Silver Anni....

Add 25 years of marriage After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: Sweetheart, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a...
10:04 Sun 28th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:22 Sun 28th Jul 2013
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Question.....?

Following on from a Marval Post...... Someone asked me once "If you your husband and your child were in a river and they were drowning which would you save, your husband because you chose him?..... or...
23:18 Sat 27th Jul 201317 answers, last by gness 11:00 Sun 28th Jul 2013

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