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The Defective Parrot...

This bloke is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The bloke says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot...
05:53 Sun 21st Aug 20118 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 08:45 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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A Cock Horse?

I wasn't sure where to put this one... I've been looking after my Grandchildren for a couple of days & we were going through an old Nursery Rhymn book (was mine) & the youngest (5) said...
22:53 Sat 20th Aug 201111 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:13 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Lost Ear!

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the Hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in...
21:38 Sat 20th Aug 20115 answers, last by roger 21:14 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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Night Night Joke...

A woman went to the doctor's and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her...
23:51 Fri 19th Aug 20117 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:45 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Nearest Tube Station..

Gonna meet some friends for lunch & being as we're all coming from different locations we're meeting outside the church In St. Martin in the Fields London. I've been before and alighted at...
15:37 Thu 18th Aug 20118 answers, last by em10 16:03 Thu 18th Aug 2011
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The Healer...

Grandma and Grandad were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body...
16:32 Wed 17th Aug 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 07:26 Thu 18th Aug 2011
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Gas Conversion...

This story goes back to the time when gas appliances in England were being converted from methane to natural gas. A friend of Trevor's (who told us the story) called Barry had a good job as a fitter...
15:17 Tue 16th Aug 20113 answers, last by rsvp 16:18 Tue 16th Aug 2011
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A Love Story for....

A LOVE STORY FOR GOLFERS An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50...
10:01 Mon 15th Aug 2011
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Interesting!

1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe. 3. Australia lost the Ashes. 4. The Pope died. Interesting...
21:50 Sun 14th Aug 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 11:33 Mon 15th Aug 2011
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How Old?

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends £3.000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he pops into the newsagent and buys a paper. Before leaving he says...
07:14 Sun 14th Aug 20115 answers, last by tamborine 15:34 Sun 14th Aug 2011
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Olympic site.

Been to the 'Olympic Site' today or one part of it, My S in L is a building site manager and he's working on the 'Water Polo' pool. (Just finished the veladrome) Asked if we'd like to have a look.......
22:43 Sat 13th Aug 20113 answers, last by Maidup 23:02 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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Boo Boo's

My over the road neighbour has just shown me a huge bunch of flowers she's just recieved from her husband through 'Interflora' to celebrate their wedding anniversary. She tells me her anniversary...
09:45 Thu 11th Aug 201119 answers, last by Jemisa 22:30 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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IN E E.

Hey, was that George Leyton I saw in E E Tonight. You know the guy Jean took a shine to, the one in the 'Pearly King' outfit. Jem....
23:06 Tue 09th Aug 201113 answers, last by Jemisa 23:00 Wed 10th Aug 2011
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Changing Avatar....

Why am I putting this in Technology? because the process has become so technical. Why can't it be simple like this... Do you want to change your avatar? Yes. Upload your new image. Choose your image....
11:54 Tue 09th Aug 201112 answers, last by factor30 09:02 Thu 11th Aug 2011
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"UP"

That word 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,...
22:17 Mon 08th Aug 201117 answers, last by seadogg 18:12 Tue 09th Aug 2011
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The Affair!

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair, and I made...
10:55 Mon 08th Aug 201110 answers, last by rockyracoon 17:16 Mon 08th Aug 2011
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Good Advice

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My...
15:02 Sat 06th Aug 2011
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Changing Avatar?

I changed my avatar a few months ago and feel I'd like to change again but, I've forgotten how to (Doh!) Anyone out there who can guide me? Thanks a lot. jem...
09:24 Sat 06th Aug 20114 answers, last by factor30 10:03 Sat 06th Aug 2011
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Over 60s

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookshop., under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep...
13:48 Fri 05th Aug 201119 answers, last by giveup 21:41 Fri 05th Aug 2011

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