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'The Mobility Scooter'

THE MOBILITY SCOOTER. A trendy young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2010 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him £350,000. He takes it out for...
12:05 Fri 05th Aug 20113 answers, last by eviltwin44 17:55 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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ending with 'tor'

A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor' that ate things. The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said,...
21:13 Thu 04th Aug 20111 answer, last by housemouse 21:16 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Bit Naughty!!...

Oranges A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took...
16:04 Thu 04th Aug 20114 answers, last by dontnou 18:55 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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The Umbrella!

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question...
14:45 Wed 03rd Aug 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 07:25 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Why spoil things?

http://www.dailymail....-publicity-stunt.html I've loved this story for years and years, now they've gone and spoilt it. why don't they leave things alone? Grrr! jem...
14:22 Wed 03rd Aug 201120 answers, last by RATTER15 19:40 Wed 03rd Aug 2011
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Hmmm!!

A very old couple that have been married forever are sitting by the fireside one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off the armchair and onto the floor.He...
08:37 Wed 03rd Aug 20115 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 14:33 Wed 03rd Aug 2011
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Do you like choccy cake?

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 4 tablespoons sr flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa pwd, 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons veg oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) A small splash...
13:16 Tue 02nd Aug 201111 answers, last by Jemisa 22:12 Tue 02nd Aug 2011
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How old is grandma?

. " Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a 14 year old grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother...
09:18 Mon 01st Aug 201143 answers, last by AB Editor 12:48 Mon 01st Aug 2011
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The Windy Day.

Windy Day There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist. A dignified southern gentleman came up and said,...
11:40 Sun 31st Jul 20111 answer, last by dsfgwegwe 12:44 Sun 31st Jul 2011
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The Vase...

A bloke goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he...
11:27 Sun 31st Jul 20112 answers, last by dsfgwegwe 12:42 Sun 31st Jul 2011
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Speak English?

Should foreigners who come here to live and work be able to speak English? Evidently there's a new law that says YES and they won't be able to enter the country without a test. Having said that, what...
11:27 Thu 28th Jul 201177 answers, last by boxtops 16:29 Sat 06th Aug 2011
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Olympic Football?

I've been wondering about the football at the Olympics. I presume we'll have a GB team. How do they select who will play? Being as no proffesionals are allowed, do they pick equel numbers from Eng,...
22:39 Tue 26th Jul 201121 answers, last by weecalf 01:05 Sun 31st Jul 2011
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Starbuckone - ftao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFh-rX_Sfhs Happy 84th Star may you have health Wealth & Happiness. Jem...
23:12 Thu 21st Jul 201112 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:32 Fri 22nd Jul 2011
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The Letter...

An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. C&P this to anyone you know who might need a...
21:47 Thu 21st Jul 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 21:55 Thu 21st Jul 2011
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Praise for answered prayer...

The vicar asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my...
09:01 Thu 21st Jul 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 07:07 Fri 22nd Jul 2011
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How to make a baby!

There is not one dirty word, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr...
22:21 Wed 20th Jul 20119 answers, last by Fanriffic 19:32 Thu 21st Jul 2011
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IF!

IF A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and...
11:46 Wed 20th Jul 2011

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