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R.I.P. Mirium Karlin.

Perhaps better known by most for her part in 'The Rag Trade' Mind you perhaps better known too by our older ABers. jem...
22:27 Sat 04th Jun 201116 answers, last by jackthehat 22:57 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Your Saturday Smile.

Your Saturday Smile... An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, " Where are you...
12:22 Sat 04th Jun 20111 answer, last by Bobbisox 12:23 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Four letter words...

Do you find now you're getting older you tend to use more four letter words? Like - What, When, Wont, Help ???? jem...
16:25 Fri 03rd Jun 201114 answers, last by Jemisa 23:40 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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Pure Stupidity

Did anyone watch B G T last night? - I'm speechless too that that old boy dancing got through, Crazy!. jem...
09:30 Fri 03rd Jun 201116 answers, last by waiglet 10:22 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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Beer, Fishing, Sex, & Golf.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for a meal. The man took out his wallet, extracted a...
08:47 Fri 03rd Jun 20115 answers, last by wildwood 22:28 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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My Motto

Remember my motto; Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand,...
08:25 Fri 03rd Jun 201130 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 15:42 Fri 03rd Jun 2011
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Cocoa, PJs & D/gown.

Right I think I'll sign off now. I'm not going to bed yet I'm going to watch 'The Apprentis' I put it on Planner earlier so I'm going to have a mug of cocoa, get in my PJs & D/gown & curl up...
23:07 Wed 01st Jun 20113 answers, last by Lore 23:24 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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New 'tec series Sunday.

The new detective series 'Scott & Baily' did anyone see? Its a sort of London version of 'Cagney & Lacey' I enjoyed it, How about you? Jem...
16:59 Mon 30th May 20119 answers, last by bibblebub 06:59 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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"Hello Toes"

Hello Toes : An old bloke was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had!...
16:27 Mon 30th May 2011
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A late phone call to the vet...

Late Phone Call To The Vet A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed...
21:26 Sun 29th May 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 09:15 Mon 30th May 2011
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Corrie. Is on at 7o/c tonight.

Don't want you Corrie fans to miss out. - 7o/c ITV1 Afterwards 'Britains Got Tallent' switched to Sunday because of the football last night. Jem...
14:20 Sun 29th May 20117 answers, last by Robinia 12:23 Mon 30th May 2011
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video 5mins but worth it...

http://www.thebranch....rces/video_downloads/...
16:15 Sat 28th May 201118 answers, last by mibn2cweus 05:20 Mon 06th Jun 2011
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Sherbet Lemons.

I bought some Sherbet Lemons yesterday, I've had a fancy for them for ages. I saw them in a 'Pound' shop & looked forward to enjoying them when I got in. But I was quite disappointed, they are...
15:40 Sat 28th May 201111 answers, last by Jan1957 23:00 Sat 28th May 2011
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What are you in for?...

What Are You In For? Two little lads are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating theatre---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks,...
12:08 Sat 28th May 20117 answers, last by ttfn 22:03 Sat 28th May 2011
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Nile virus alert

ubject: Nile Virus alert I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who...
23:00 Fri 27th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 02:35 Sat 28th May 2011
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If my body were....

scary how true it is!! IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled....
21:45 Thu 26th May 20119 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 06:13 Fri 27th May 2011
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Yes Christmas...

Today guess what plopped on my door mat? You won't believe it, It was my first 2011 Christmas Catalogue, Father Christmas, fairy lights, Christmas cards the lot with discount if I buy early. Am I the...
15:58 Thu 26th May 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 16:30 Thu 26th May 2011
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One more blonde joke....

A blonde was driving home after after doing some shopping and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair garage The garage owner saw...
22:39 Wed 25th May 201113 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:01 Thu 26th May 2011
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Two old ladies.

It was a small town and a policeman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking a second hand car dealers yard, he came upon two old ladies sitting in a used car.. He stopped and asked them why...
22:07 Wed 25th May 20113 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 06:42 Fri 27th May 2011

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