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Another Wedding?

It was reported that we have another Royal Wedding in July (30th) Zara Phillips to rugby player Mike Tindall at Canongate Kirk in the Royal Mile Scotland. Princess Anne asked Mike to consider...
09:55 Mon 02nd May 20111 answer, last by boxtops 10:19 Mon 02nd May 2011
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Wickes Ad...

Wickes AD, - Who does the voice-over for the Wickes ad? we can't agree H says Arthur Smith, I say Gearge Lamb, but it could be someone else entirely. Anyone know? jem...
21:07 Sun 01st May 201125 answers, last by Sheann 23:56 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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See ya later...

I'm off now to have some brekky and do my ablusions, friends will be calling soon and we'll be off to the garden show then. If we've got any money left we'll be down the local 'Toby' for some lunch....
07:04 Sun 01st May 2011
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G'mornin Earlybirds.

Good morning, it seems there's not many of us about yet, I see you are boxtops, anyone else.? What ya doin' today, I'm off to a Garden Show later. jem...
06:20 Sun 01st May 201116 answers, last by wheaten 07:25 Sat 14th May 2011
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Some Smiles for you...

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm...
11:27 Sat 30th Apr 201110 answers, last by ttfn 15:26 Sat 30th Apr 2011
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Dust if you must.

LADIES!!! Remember ... a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture .' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making...
07:59 Sat 30th Apr 201127 answers, last by sleepy1j 13:21 Sat 30th Apr 2011
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Wedding Outfits?

I thought the best dressed out of all at the wedding was the Brides Mother, stylish, beautiful colour, Hat perfect. Out of the guests - Sara Palmer Tomkinson, she looked stunning in that petrol blue...
14:30 Fri 29th Apr 201120 answers, last by ClareA 23:30 Fri 29th Apr 2011
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I'm off....

I'm off now, Its started & me Bucks-fizz is chilled just right, Where's that hat-pin? Bye for now Enjoy. jem...
07:19 Fri 29th Apr 20112 answers, last by tiggerblue10 07:25 Fri 29th Apr 2011
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BBC or ITV?

I've got my hat ready my Bucks-fizz is chilling, I will be watching the BBC version, I find they are the best when it comes to a state occasion. Anyone prefer ITV, and why? Jem...
06:09 Fri 29th Apr 201116 answers, last by jno 13:06 Fri 29th Apr 2011
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How....

One of my friends wants to join AB, asked me how? what to do. I've forgotten can anyone give me a step by step guide so I can C&P it for her. thankyou. jem...
15:19 Thu 28th Apr 20117 answers, last by anneasquith 18:06 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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point taken, doh!

Kate & William... Kate told William she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until Prince William...
14:29 Thu 28th Apr 20114 answers, last by Dee Sa 12:32 Mon 02nd May 2011
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Kate & William...

Kate told William she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until Prince William thought he'd put an end to...
13:59 Thu 28th Apr 20111 answer, last by AB Editor 14:07 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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Royal Wedding Jokes.

Royal Wedding This Royal Wedding is an especially joyful occasion in my house because we actually need new tea towels. ———— Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never...
22:44 Wed 27th Apr 20114 answers, last by heathfield 15:39 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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The Bagpiper....

As a bagpiper, I play at many venues. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a small...
14:53 Wed 27th Apr 20114 answers, last by wildwood 07:06 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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Its back on.

We've put the heating back on tonight, haven't had it on for 3 days. Just goes to show its cooling off here. Have you, or are you braver? Jem...
22:46 Tue 26th Apr 201118 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:15 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Dishwasher Blue's

I Inherited our dishwasher from the former owners, it was 2 years old & working fine, I've used it now for 2 years and its been v/good.But yesterday when I emtied it everything was covered in a...
14:13 Tue 26th Apr 201112 answers, last by venator 09:24 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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On the day, what ya doing?

Only 3 days now to 'THE Wedding, what will you be doing? Are you having a street party? Making the most of empty supermarket? Ignoring it all & staying in bed? or other? Jem...
11:45 Tue 26th Apr 201176 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:13 Tue 26th Apr 2011
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Another Blonde Joke.

> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and > asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one > was named Rolex and one was named...
13:18 Mon 25th Apr 201115 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:13 Sat 30th Apr 2011
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Towels?

Why do men use every towel in the bathroom and leave 'em in a heap on the floor, well my H does anyway. So before he gets up I'm going in there, I use a bath-robe Why doesn't he? because he don't like...
07:02 Sun 24th Apr 201110 answers, last by Jemisa 19:40 Sun 24th Apr 2011
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The Three Friends...

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the...
15:28 Sat 23rd Apr 20114 answers, last by askyourgran 17:41 Sat 23rd Apr 2011

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