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At the Dentists...

One day, a man walks into a dentist's and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty pounds," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says....
23:04 Sat 19th Mar 20111 answer, last by RATTER15 23:08 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Joining AB

My friend Jessica wants to join 'Answerbank' and asked me how to go about it - For the life of me I can't remember what you do, anyone out there that can give instructions? Thankyou. - jem...
16:14 Fri 18th Mar 201119 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:10 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Full Moon....

Well, its a full moon tonight there has been speculation for many years that people change when its 'Full Moon' Have you had experience of this or parhaps someone you know? Does it have an effect on...
12:12 Fri 18th Mar 201129 answers, last by Jemisa 00:15 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Corrie

Ooooo! - Wait til Liz finds out Steve & wecci Becci have remortgaged the pub & Beccy's looting, she'll throw a Hissy-fit & throw 'em out I reckon. - Enter Jim. jem...
22:53 Thu 17th Mar 201115 answers, last by Jemisa 15:16 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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Jedi

A bloke talking about the census was on TV and he said in the last census (20001) 30.000 people jem put down 'Jedi' in the answer box of what your religeon was. So all you out there who are thinking...
22:25 Thu 17th Mar 201161 answers, last by SIRandyraven 23:31 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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The loyalty of an animal.

http://www.youtube.co...ature=player_embedded I've put this in @Animals & Nature but I think you should see it too. One of the saddest things I've seen. (sniff) How this dog will not leave her...
22:42 Wed 16th Mar 201116 answers, last by Jemisa 17:00 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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The Loyalty of Animals.

http://www.youtube.co...ature=player_embedded Dramatic Japanese Footage. Made me cry. jem...
22:24 Wed 16th Mar 201111 answers, last by Purple_Popple 18:42 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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Charlie!

It's been around before... Guess this proves what they say, "Never judge a book by its cover. Something we all have a tendency to do. Charley, a newly retired-greeter at B & Q, just couldn't...
17:08 Wed 16th Mar 20112 answers, last by Bobbisox 17:10 Wed 16th Mar 2011
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The Sign!

> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - £50.00. > > A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd...
16:52 Wed 16th Mar 20112 answers, last by Bobbisox 16:54 Wed 16th Mar 2011
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A Cows Tail...

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to...
16:40 Wed 16th Mar 20111 answer, last by boxtops 16:42 Wed 16th Mar 2011
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Molly!

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the...
14:14 Tue 15th Mar 201111 answers, last by Jemisa 21:31 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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remember...

WINE does not make you FAT .... - it makes you LEAN ...... (Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.) jem...
12:09 Tue 15th Mar 201113 answers, last by redman41 15:03 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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These better?

********** Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. ********** I hate all this...
22:39 Sun 13th Mar 20111 answer, last by supersuezy24 23:00 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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A Couple for ya!

I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes...
21:57 Sun 13th Mar 20119 answers, last by Jemisa 22:33 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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Nudist Colony!

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.... On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an...
12:40 Sun 13th Mar 20111 answer, last by seadogg 13:05 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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On the bus...

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 -- - A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile...
10:57 Fri 11th Mar 2011
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How do you eat your fruit?

EATING FRUIT This is informative! We all think eating fruit means just buying fruit, cutting it up and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy. It's important to know how and when to eat fruit....
09:59 Thu 10th Mar 201128 answers, last by gloriaaschrader 10:29 Mon 13th Aug 2018
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Realisation!

Crikey! This really hits the nail on the head! Cleverly put. TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU’VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS jem....
21:08 Wed 09th Mar 201121 answers, last by Bobbisox 10:19 Thu 10th Mar 2011
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Masculine or Feminine?

A teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is...
20:52 Wed 09th Mar 20118 answers, last by cojones 17:07 Sat 12th Mar 2011

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