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Viagra Side affects....

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some orange juicet and coffee?'?? He declines.. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this...
21:29 Mon 21st Feb 201112 answers, last by petermic12 12:32 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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Check out Nora...

https://www.youtube.c...ature=player_embedded You'll love Nora... jem...
16:27 Mon 21st Feb 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 17:16 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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More calm in our lives!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to...
21:53 Sun 20th Feb 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 23:35 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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Something to think about...

> > > > >This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less,...
22:07 Sat 19th Feb 20117 answers, last by Jemisa 22:30 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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Can't Wait!

Will Heather's luck change when Michael's father (David Essex) turns up in E Es? )Swoon) jem...
09:57 Sat 19th Feb 201115 answers, last by ljdksa 13:19 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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The Widow!

Three Irishmen were working on a high-rise building project - Paddy, Mick and Dec. Dec falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Mick says, 'Someone should go and tell...
09:31 Sat 19th Feb 20114 answers, last by cojones 19:06 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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Comedy Rocks/ Tonight.

Comedy Rocks tonight - I quite enjoyed it until Dame E E came on, How embarrasing, what was that all about? very UNfunny. Pension him OFF/ Anyone else agree? jem...
22:38 Fri 18th Feb 20116 answers, last by headwreck 13:29 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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Under The Bed!

Bill and Pamela were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage...
15:12 Fri 18th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 21:54 Fri 18th Feb 2011
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Retinopothy op.

I'm sh!!tting myself as its getting nearer & nearer & now its tomorrow at 11o/c. I've got to have a Laser Retinopothy op, Yes I know its to help save my sight but Oooooh! how I'd like to run...
23:20 Thu 17th Feb 20119 answers, last by boxtops 20:11 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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Falling Over!

Did you hear about the bloke who was in a bar about as drunk as its possibleto get? A group of other blokes notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand...
11:54 Tue 15th Feb 20114 answers, last by wildwood 22:34 Tue 15th Feb 2011
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Enlarge Print

Good Morning everyone. I did a silly thing last night & sat on my glasses, the lenses popped out (don't ask) so I'n struggleing this morning to read things, can anyone tell me how I can enlarge...
07:55 Tue 15th Feb 20119 answers, last by ClareA 15:23 Tue 15th Feb 2011
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Stuttering Cat...

Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 7 year old pupil...... A teacher is explaining biology to her junior class students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little...
23:02 Sun 13th Feb 201113 answers, last by wildwood 01:14 Mon 14th Feb 2011
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Dolly & the - - -

The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately there's only one space left that day so the Angel must...
10:46 Sun 13th Feb 20111 answer, last by marval 15:48 Sun 13th Feb 2011
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New 50p Olympic coins...

I received in my change today one of the new Olympic 50p coins, I believe there are 29 of them (if you want to collect) all have a different sport displayed. Mine is Badminton (a shuttlecock) They are...
23:10 Sat 12th Feb 201115 answers, last by mamyalynne 00:57 Sun 13th Feb 2011
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Funny

This is an experiment folks. Bare with me. It may or may not work, jem...
23:20 Fri 11th Feb 20112 answers, last by ttfn 23:25 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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How to post a pic on AB!

Just thought of something else, I very often get funny pics sent to me & I'd like to share with ABers but I don't know how to do it, or create a link to post them. Can anyone help out please...
23:02 Fri 11th Feb 201131 answers, last by swedeheart 00:37 Mon 14th Feb 2011
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BBC IPlayer?

Can anyone tell me why I can't get BBC IPlayer. it comes up but I can only get sound only, no pic. just a series of coloured lines. With my old ISP it was fine but now with SKY no luck. Thankyou - Jem...
22:56 Fri 11th Feb 20115 answers, last by Jemisa 00:01 Mon 14th Feb 2011
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Promiscuous man

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous but does not use a condom during the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
23:38 Thu 10th Feb 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:26 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Chicken Surprise...

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of...
23:25 Thu 10th Feb 20119 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:22 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Punctuation?

In this world of hi-tech, I have noticed that many who text messages and email have forgotten the "art" of capitalization and punctuation. Those of you who fall into this category, please...
12:58 Thu 10th Feb 201146 answers, last by 4getmenot 22:35 Thu 10th Feb 2011

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