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Early Xmas joke.

Xmas should be good in heaven this year. Patrick Swazy's doing the dancing. Farah Fawcett is the angel. Stephen Gateley is singing the carols. Keith Floydd's cooking the dinner. And Michael Jackson's...

smudge

Shampoo....

Paddy is in the bath. He shouts to Murphy "Have you got any shampoo?" "Yeah", answers Murphy, "It's by the sink". Paddy shouts "I can't use that, it says it's for...

marval

Big feet

There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...

sara3

short bath...

I have a tiny bathroom (just a bath and basin) and am about to refurbish. I don't want to put a full size bath back in (we only use the shower) but am looking for a short bath (to fit width-ways) with...

_sophie_

kleenex tissues!

ok, so this is really random but i got a really nice box of kleenex tissues and have since then finished them. however i still have lots of smaller pocket-sized tissue packs (still kleenex!) and was...

englishemme

I cut my thumb under the nail

Hi guys, Basically, I cut my thumb under the nail from squishing shut a tin can pre-recycling. My thumb slipped and must have cut itself under the nail on the rim of the tin. I can't really see the...

poodicat

Thought I Had Lost My Favourite Curry Recipe!!!

Searched and tried alot of curry recipes,some too strong, some mild,some watery and tastless,some you could dance on,then found a recipe not on one of the big food website,but from on a forum about...

Jemisa

Ooooool la roooo

I know I.m being vague sorry but thats how only I can describe it... Jeramy Vine at lunchtime on radio 2 often plays this haunting song by I think an Australian folk singer. Has anyone got a clue to...

LoftyLottie

Just for Corrie Fans

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/270845/...

adamalotta

Baby Names

Hello, my cousin is due to have a baby December 18th and she has asked me for some name suggestions, and well i can't think of any! She doesn't know weather its a boy or girl, and she already has...

pussy

egg and tomato soup

Boil some water crack a few eggs in, add tomato, add chily and add a few chiken oxo cubes. Due you think this is healthy? It is my new favorite food :)

kate1989

no period

about 3 years ago my periods stopped and and ive only had 3 periods in the 3years i dont no if its something i dont need to worry about or should i go and see my docter straight away ,

pinkcowprint

new cooker,grill not going red or hot?

my gran just bought an ex-display cooker from comet,she has got it home and realised theres no instruction manual,she didn't mind as surely its simple to use a cooker??she tried grilling a sausage...

doomey!

Where can I buy a dark blue dummy

I know this is a strange question, but does anyone know where I can buy a dark blue dummy from. It can't be light blue or with any other solid colour (it can have a pattern or print). My son refuses...

Wotsits31

Lighter Life - seeking feedback

I am considerably overweight and having tried every diet under the sun and tragically failed, I had almost given up, thinking I was to remain a size 16 forever. Then I read an article on this new plan...

tinkerbell23

My wee cousin-really upset

this really upset me- just looking for a moan! Shes 6...attended a special needs nursery as her speech was a little slow..also her attention span is shot to peices!! Went to a mainstream school- was...

maggs1703

toothache? jaw pain and a swollen gland and cheek all on right side of face

i have all of the above i have been to the dentist and had 2 lots of antibiotics and atooth removed today but still have the same pain prior any suggestions please

leeandjoanne

where do i stand ???

long story guys but heregoes ill try and make it simple and short - me and hubby split after 7 years brought our flat from the council cheap and have to live there for 7 years unless we sell b4 and...

minniemax

Proline Fridge and Freezer/Stacking Kit

Does anybody know if: a) its feasible to stack separate freezer and fridge from the same manufacturer (Proline/Comet) and b) where can I get a kit from if it possible to do (Comet don't sell them for...

lynbrown

Sit or stand

During a coffee break, will I use up more calories standing up than I would by sitting down?

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