With the C-word having knocked nearly all other news off the BBC News website, it's left to our local rag to report on the passing of one of Aunty Beeb's longest-serving geniuses:...
If I am to help my friends and foe tomorrow - what is the BIG ASK iS IT TOILET ROLL IS IT FRIENDSHIP IS IT SANITISER pLEASE TELL ME AND i WILL TRY AND HELP MY FRIEND AND FOE, FRIENDS, SISTERS,...
The markets never rest Always they are somewhere in agitation Pork bellies, titanium, winter wheat Electromagnetic ether peppered with photons Treasure spewing from Unisys A-15 J mainframes Across the...
Why don’t we all just pause for a minute,step back and look at ourselves, We are British,We have come through much together,We will beat this latest problem together,forget Brexit,forget sturgeon...
I am so sorry to the English, I thought it was only English who were guilty of panic buying, My first visit to Morrison’s really opened my eyes to the Scottish mentality, What is wrong with you...
I have pprobably known more colour-blind people than most would expect to meet in a lifetime: my maternal grandfather was colour-blind, as is my elder brother, the only one of my parents' five male...
I was supposed to be on a week-long cruise from Southampton down to Lisbon and back, but the latest port shutdowns seem to have cowboshed that! Happily it was a working trip for free, but I still feel...
The Beatles were food fans, weren't they? In fact, they were especially big fans of Swiss cheese. As you can tell from the song; 'She loves Gruyère, yère, yère.' It is not well known but George...