If you take your first pets name and you mothers maiden name you get your porn star name - have a go From now on in i wish only to be addressed as Lady Burton!
Has anyone noticed that jelly babies are now all different, and on the box they have a little profile with their name and what they are like. I now feel really sad when eating them as they are...
I'm going to bed in a mo, but I just looked at the guy selling everything and he's currently on ?22800. I was of the impression that auctions go upwards in price, not down. Nevermind.
For once and for all, how important is it to have a huge penis ? I thought life functioned on sensitivity and personality, humour, etc, but apparently all that matters is how far the JT sticks out of...
Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he...
Having met the lovely Maximo, myself and Jipsquithesq were wondering if any of you lovely people had ever met a fellow aber you didn't know prior to introduction to the wonders of AB? If so, Have you...
Forgetting important stuff - What is the most important thing that you have forgot to do or forgot to take? The reason I ask is that I have just realised that I have only clipped 7 out of my 10...
Hi All, The night shift are clocking on. Got me flask of vod and coke, egg butties, me radio and torch. Just going for a quick walk around the perimiter fence with me big black german shepard dog....